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Month: November 2014

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Everything Sorry

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 18, 2014
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Most folks make mistakes. They make more mistakes then they make apologies though, and for this we need guns. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Once You Are Futt

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 18, 2014
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  When you say grace, Do you say grace? Or do you ask for grace from grace whence comes all grace? When you say please. […]

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When Yer An AssWhole

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 18, 2014
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 *** Some of the timelines here are wonky (fear screws with time and what have you) but evidence is still ah, being extracted from the […]

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Awareness

The Tide Comes In, The Tide Goes Out. The Tide, It Comes And Goes.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 18, 2014
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Most folks desire change. They would like someone else to hand it to them, slip it over them or let them climb into it but […]

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Awareness

Even Yer Best Friend Climbing Yer Frame Can Scratch The Shit Outa You

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 18, 2014
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Most folks don’t want to hurt others. They know about the stories of how shit adds up and the last thing they want to add up […]

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Awareness

Once Yer Dentures Have Been In The Toilet, Everything Tastes A Little Off.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 18, 2014
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Most folks don’t eat shit. They will take it if they have to and give a shit when it’s necessary but shit once in their […]

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Awareness

Don’t Wait To Get Old. Get Old To Better Wait.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2014
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Most folks have patience. They have enough if this asshole gets outa their way and moron don’t open his door when they try to squeeze […]

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Think About What Yer Gonna Do Because Yer Gonna Be Doing Something

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 13, 2014
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Most folks have mused that they didn’t think. They didn’t think dude would get killer mad over a barking dawg and they didn’t think buddy […]

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Awareness

Sir Indefatigable Jack The Ass Kisser

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2014
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  Oy, what? What the hell is up with me? Why I gotta go kiss all those asses? What’s wrong with me? Why, why, why […]

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And If The Old Soldiers Get Outa Hand, The Young Soldiers Will Reign ‘Em In.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2014
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Most folks know about ex. They understand that ex is an echo from the past and just listening makes it fade away. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Bad Shit Happens To Good People. And Bad People Hate Good Shit Wink Wink.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2014
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Many folks know about circumstances. They understand that when circumstances change, they must change or shit will be changed for them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

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Then Things Got Bad. Then Even Worse. Then Not Too Bad Then Good.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2014
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Most folks know about ferris wheels. They first must see themselves on the ferris wheel before they can see this better view, then see things as […]

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Awareness

Yer Not As Smart You Think You Are. Yer Not As Smart As You Think You Are. Yer…

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2014
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Most folks have a blind side. They have no clue though, which side it could be. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Heaven Wrecked

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2014
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Most folks know about the future. They have a pretty good idea what will happen tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that […]

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Size Big Boy

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2014
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Most folks don’t like shit. They could care less  how many retards like blue cheese or salmon fish damn sandwiches. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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And Every Time Dude Opened His Mouth, Shit Came A Flyin’ Out.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2014
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Most folks tell stories. They say “I’ll do that next Tuesday” and “That ain’t mine” and who can forget, “I didn’t leave that there” ? […]

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Flaunted Wealth Haunts

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2014
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Many folks are well off. They struggle, yes,  but their struggle births options. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Very Same Voice What Nags You Can Also Kiss Yer Boo Boo

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2014
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Most folks beat themselves up. They punch and pummel themselves for acting like such an ass and my gawd what will the neighbors think?! Thank […]

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If Every Attempt At Improvement Led To Improvement

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2014
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  Who wouldn’t improve if it was a given? You try to fly and bingo! You fly! You don’t leap to your death from the Eiffel […]

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Constraint Theory Illuminates Kicked Cans Path

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2014
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Most folks desire improvement. They would like it quickly and painlessly and if it could be delivered free of charge that would work. Thank you, […]

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Trust, Like A House, Is Built Over Time But The Suckers Burn Down Fast.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2014
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Most folks require assistance. They yearn for someone to help carry an awkward load which doesn’t include reciprocation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Yer Good And Bad Anxiety

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 7, 2014
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Most folks have been on the hook. They were concerned about how many chickens were coming home to roost and the job of separating chicken […]

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Dude Was Even Mediocre At Being Mediocre

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 7, 2014
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Many folks go all out. They get straight to the point and don’t mince words on account of easy going leaving a marky mark mark. […]

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When Dude Was In Amway It Wasn’t A Cult

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 7, 2014
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Many folks skip family reunions. They are too busy with work or their vehicle requires repairs, not because their brain is washed.  Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Saw The Shadow Of A Monstrosity Lying In Wait For Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 6, 2014
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Shh! Up ahead… Quiet. We’ll sneak up on it. Shh, I said! Jesus! Don’t you know the meaning of shh?! Sorry, he whispered. Jesus, I […]

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Slow And Steady Don’t Win The Race But What If This Ain’t A Race?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 6, 2014
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Most folks wake up. They usually employ a mechanism to wake themselves though without realizing that sleep only correlates with time. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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You Can Bet There’s Trouble When The Gamblers Stop Gambling

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 6, 2014
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Most folks know about casinos. They understand that casinos shear sheep without sheep seeing the shears becausa the wool being pulled over their eyes. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

You Can Do What You Want If People Want You To

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2014
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Many folks know about value. They understand that value exists in the eye of the beholder so no beholder, no value. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Turn Yerself In Or Turn Yerself Out But Turn Baby Turn!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2014
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Most folks know about static. They feel the energy coursing through space and they see it manifest through clicks and sparks and seemingly stationary things. […]

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Awareness

Find A Hole And Fill It Until Yer Fillin’ Holes With Holes

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2014
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Most folks know about black holes. They understand that black holes are crazy mysterious while at the same time forgetting that they wear two. Thank […]

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