Month: December 2014

You can only eat so much. Breathe deep so much. Learn so much at a time. You can only.   Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Most folks have habits. They reach for levers no longer there and fall through chairs and relationships pulled from under them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yes, red is a color. Mars is a planet. And Martians, if they live must live on Mars. But red is just a color, And […]

Many folks have tried to stop loving. They lost a job they loved, a home they loved and maybe even a person or pet they […]

See it’s micro macro. So now who’s the whacko? Don’t tell me, Jacko… I’ll guess.   Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks do parties. They will attend them upon invitation and even bring a gift if they think one is expected and yet those very […]

You, are an asshole to someone, I bet. Someone really hates your guts. And another person who knows you well, Says you’re a veneer away […]

Most folks know about absolute. They understand that absolute has absolutely no room for diversion while leaving plenty of room for assholes. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about bad. They know something is bad on account of them already experiencing good. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Many folks have friends. They usually have friends with about the same amount of loot they have or are effective debt collectors. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You got to know your reach. You gotta stick yer neck out. On the liney-line line. Line it up so fine. Fine. You know I wouldn’t […]

Most folks know doom. They understand doom to mean them dieing an early and perhaps ugly demise but they don’t think much about living sadly […]

Hey boy! Tooleytootoo! You there. Boy! Tooleytootoo! BOY! (picks up a rock) Pardon sir? Oh, ah, boy… (drops rock) What time is it? Where am […]

You’re rockin’ dockin’! Chinese food stalkin’. Everclear talkin’. Taxi shoppin’. No one walkin’. You special. Somethin’. Beeleed dis missa, please. Is what you do. Naw get […]

Most folks need to party. They fool no one but themselves when they don’t shake at least a little booty. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

  Think about what could be. Could be. If only. If only you’d see. That you are free. *** You are free. Take it from […]

  There’s a down. There’s a doom. There’s a downright doomy day. But, you don’t say it. You’re just happy. You got a double motherfucking […]

Most folks have regrets. They don’t tatoo them onto their forehead though and that’s too bad. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Okay. There’s a premium service. It’s like thirty-five bucks. For breakfast. You get these heavy utensils, yo.   Thank you, friend. Barry out. The Strokes […]

Get off yer ass is what I say! Get off yer ass today! Like smoking kills. Like suicide kills. Yer big ass sittin’ is killin’ […]

Most folks love horses. They love watching them, petting them, and maybe even riding them but you won’t find as many horse lovers shoveling horseshit. Thank […]

Most folks get driven insane. They can’t stand that nut where they beg for coffee five daze a week and if someone doesn’t do something […]

C’mon quitting time! People would love to control time. Shits GOT to be there by TOMORROW! Course, time don’t work that way. Time won’t play […]

Get a fresh lemon. Squeeze half of it’s juice into a cup. Add warm water. Take a sip and record yer reaction by memory at […]

Most folks have gone nutso. They lost their cool and likely gained it back to hopefully never lose again unless what the hell you lookin’ […]

Most folks know about calendars. They go ding! on the first and ding! on the fifteenth and ding! for school and ding! for sports and […]

Most folks have bad days. They can tell they are bad days on account of nothing going right and no one giving a shit about […]

Most folks appreciate contrast. They don’t talk about it to contrast’s face but they must appreciate it or everything would be all white. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks would like to be attractive. They wish their teeth were straighter and their hair was curlier and why  are they always stuck in Shit […]

Many folks strive for a better life. They imagine that a better life is available to them and they change universes with every action they take until […]