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Month: December 2014

Awareness

If You Ain’t A Gettin’ No Milk, Why You A Hangin’ On?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 22, 2014
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Most folks can smell smoke. They stop sniffing at the smoke caused by fire & smog and funny cigarettes though when everything alive is smokin’! […]

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Choose Yer Bosses Carefully

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 22, 2014
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Most folks would prefer dominion over themselves. They don’t contemplate being the master of their sheep though which skids the very dominion they thought they desired to the […]

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Awareness

Even War Must Be Kept Interesting Or Nobody Wants To Play

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 22, 2014
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Most folks know about trenches. They are good for hiding pipes and okay for H2O collection but you wouldn’t want to live in them. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Dreams Can Come True Like Nightmares Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 22, 2014
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Most folks have an imagination. They unleash it to pretend many realities into being and not all are good. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Put Yer Back Into Yer Work But Leave Room To Take It Back Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 22, 2014
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Many folks pace themselves. They refuse to be paced by others so they toil faster than the speed of satisfaction. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

It’s Got To Be The Hardest Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 21, 2014
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It does. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Why Won’t You Help Me Comrade?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Many folks do everything to help themselves. They don’t consider how they might be harming anyone else and for this they must be totally ignored. […]

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Awareness

Oh, Weird In A Non Fucking Way? Let’im In.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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He had a ticket. Prolly right there in his pocket. With everything else. What? He can’t swim?! Who let him in?! Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Sir. Movies Are Made From Life’s Imagination.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Yeah, make believe. Dude believed real heavy in make believe. But future receive? Says fuck believe! Now you two leave. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

HELP! I’m Being Held On Earth By Humans!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Most folks have felt off. They tell their neighbors that there is nothing to worry about but look at that reptilian turd sampo. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

I Wanna Be The El In Elvis

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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You don’t see the crevice, Life’s not deep below us. Drop down you is hepless, Why u b so reckless?   It ain’t you. Ain’t […]

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Awareness

I Know Yer Experimenting On Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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You got this shoe. This shoe you throw. This shoe it contacts things where you don’t go. This shoe you throw. This shoe you dropped. […]

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Awareness

This Cat’s Jumpin’ Through A Hoop

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Ivan wants to fuck and eat. And eat and shit and fuck. And kill. But not kill then fuck and fuckin’ kill some more. Well […]

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Awareness

This Eatin’ You Makin’ You Fat

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Most folks eat food. They seldom wonder if that same food is a eating them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Don’t Act Different And Flaunt It

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Different is good. Different is great. But different and normal don’t congregate. They can’t weight. Won’t be straight. Will agitate.   Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Son-Of-A-Beggar Needed His Pa Cut Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Many folks get crippled. They sometimes get crippled by their loved ones. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Boss Said “Get Busy!” And Dude Could Not Find Him.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Most folks have nerves. They ain’t usually made of steel, though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

That G-Note Helped Somebody

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Money ain’t a bad thing. Kinda like knives. Money ain’t a sharp thing. But it do buy pie. Pie in guy’s eye. Yep money got […]

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Awareness

How Many Deeshes Before You Eat Wit Hans?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Most folks have friends to talk to. They even have friends that talk back. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Chamillionaire – I Know Ya Mad […]

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Awareness

Dude’s Wife Was His Wings, He Was The Engine, And She Was A Hurricane.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Synergy produces heat. Heat produces fire. Better need dat fire. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Moar FLAPS!  

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People As Fences

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Many folks can be gone with. They will pay your way on account of you have paid theirs but others must be gone between. Thank […]

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Dadda NEBER Bootfik Me Lak Dat Afore! Iss A Lesson He Wanta Learn Mah!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Yes cats talk. What they say sounds like meowing to humans but their convo pours from every point on their body. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Dude’s Patience Was Too Thin For Ivan

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Oh, I thought you were thinking of her. Wondering where oh where she was. (you missed her so!) But NO Ivan. You fucking fucker. She’s […]

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Awareness

So Some Needed To Change And Other Stuff Stayed The Same

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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A foundation. Everything needs a foundation. Make it solid. Y’hear? Make you foundation rock hard solid. Then make it shake. Make yer whole damn foundation […]

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Drink Lemon Juice For Ten Days And Live In A New Universe

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Most folks can adjust bigtime. They just prefer not to on account of it’s easier to stay onboard rather than watch some stupid floating log. Thank […]

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Leavin’ On Foot

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Paint yerself into a corner. Lie yourself into a box. Scratch out as many eyes as you need. You’re the silver fox.   Corral yourself […]

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Awareness

Then Six Billion People Stepped Into The Arena

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Oh, to have a whole brain! That’s what the earth envisioned. To have head and heart and herd connected… Oh wow, now, that’s a start! […]

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Awareness

Dude Was Capital Bee With An Oring

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Many folks know when to talk. They also know when to  shut the hell up which explains invite two. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

People Care Much About You Until Their Head Is Turned. And Heads Turn.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Many folks know about jet lag. They understand that sleep occurs at different times at different places but catches up with you on time. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

When They Don’t Get Their Piece Of Varse

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2014
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Look at me! Hey you! Over Here! Just look over here for a second! Hey! Over here. Look at me! Whoo – hoo! Look. Look […]

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