Year: 2014

Most folks know about insects. They understand that insects can be repelled by certain sprays but with people sprays are unnecessary. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

  My father was a ponderer. Well, more of a wonderer actually. He’d do something that wouldn’t turn out as expected and he’d wonder… What […]

Most folks have a heart. They understand that their heart is an organ which pumps blood & they also believe it bleeds purple panther piss. […]

Most folks sleep. They hope like the dickens that upon walking up their loved ones aren’t still on intermission. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know about white. They understand that there  are as many colors of white as their are colors to tint it and each day brings […]

The plant army is larger than the human army. Plants are the hair of the world and we are uh, lice on that hair. We’re […]

Many folks know about slack. They understand that anyone can cut themselves a chunk of slack & immediately apply it like a sullen soul salve but cut […]

Most folks know about stuff. They know that stuff can’t care for them like they can care for it which makes loving stuff second rate […]

  The little Mozies want you. In fact, they want you bad. Well, what they really want is your essence, see? And they know it’s […]

Most folks don’t know any chickens. They aren’t acquainted with any hummingbirds or crows either but every one of these could-be fowl beggars imagines the future. […]

Most folks see whole things. They don’t break them down to their constituents or stop to consider the imagineers who assembled said constituents from unrelated matters. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Many folks know about exploring. They understand that explorers employ guesstimates to locate travel routes & set support lines on account of the explorers knowing that […]

Okay SHIT! I am at times still and have been a friggin arsehole. Of the first magnitude. Not talking to my mother for two years. […]

Many folks live life. They run, jump & play on account of learning that when their bell rings, playtime’s over. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have been scraped. They wondered it getting cut felt as bad but never-the-less, it was just a scrape and HOLY SON OFABITCH THAT […]

Most folks have children. They would be hard  pressed to tell a non parent why they have them though on accounta kids being such a pain. […]

Most folks have disagreed. They wondered if the opposing party might have lost their  mind and if they hadn’t they gave in and forgot all […]

  I won’t be back. I’m not turning around. Don’t you look for me. I, I won’t be found.   I won’t be found. I’m […]

Most folks care. They care enough to understand that everything can be tamed only to it’s own degree and after that its each each tamer […]

Most folks know about hot. They understand that hot is caused by a few things, none of which have anything to do with collars. Thank […]

Most folks love their country. They love their favorite jeans and they love their car and job which is a ton of love to be rico-bounded by their […]

Most folks know about easy. They understand that the toughest job can become a breeze to do as long as the doer likes practice. Thank […]

Most folks procrastinate. They then waste time pummeling themselves for being untrue to their desires while their fuel  for accomplishment runs cold. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks act like babies. They need someone or thing to change their poopy pants and if those pants don’t change then pants changers go. Thank you, […]

Most folks have snapped. They said or did something they later wished they hadn’t but they had help to prepare for the big event by  […]

Most folks look out for themselves. They watch out for numero uno  without understanding that they are part of a larger circle that is looking […]

Most folks know about measurement. They understand that measuring stuff allows for sizes to be certain which then allows those certain sizes to be matched to […]

Most folks have regrets. They try, try, and try again until they are part of a movement only to get chewed up and not spit […]

Most folks get angry. They can get hopping mad at the drop of a hat but let them reflect on those actions for a bit and watch incredulity grow. […]

Most folks have senses. They have way more than they usually acknowledge though and those fence sitters stretch the wire. Thank you, friend. Barry out.