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Year: 2014

Awareness

The Ideas Came Fast And Furious And Refused To Be Sorted Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks have thoughts. They rest their ear upon the train track of life and detect noises without wondering if they emanate from the rail directly […]

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Awareness

Coughing Works Great To A Point And Then It Gets Too Close To Farting

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks get older. They find as they do that their lungs form a close connection with their sphincter muscle & that relationship promotes complementary […]

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Awareness

The Drains! The Drains! The Drains Spoke Saying Way Way More Than Just Gurgle.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2014
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Many folks lose their hearing. They also gain other hearing which pareidolia effortlessly turns into a jumble of barely discernible but surely intelligent speech. Thank […]

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Awareness

Even If, Shit Went His Way There Was Certain To Be Some Shit That Wouldn’t.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks don’t plan. They rely on routine and clocks set five minutes ahead to get them to the church whether it works or not. Thank […]

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Awareness

Fresh Ideas Riding The Back Of Old Is Not Acceptable It’s Mandatory

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks revere their elders. They see them as their birth place, a diving board from which they can jump off and those choosing not […]

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Awareness

Dude Wasn’t Trying To Act Smart He Genuinally Was Smart

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  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks see the big picture. They don’t take the time to determine how much life they can recover if they just stop wearing socks. […]

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Awareness

Stand Clear ‘O God’s Wheel

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks make up their own mind. They imagine some mechanism scanning their life experience and that added to luck is the stuff creating existence. […]

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Awareness

Premonition Is Hooked On Practice

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks avoid guessing. They are often wrong and like the person who says they are unable to go for walks but they still have […]

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Awareness

When You Come To The End Of Yer Rope There’s A Platform One Can Swing To

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks know about down. They understand that if down is no longer an option then she’s gotta be sideways. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

Enter The Profession Of Plant Prostitute

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks know about vegetation. They see it on roadsides and lawns or soft meadows, surrounding its prey with grassy knolls and swaying trees but  only the most […]

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Awareness

It Wasn’t The Night That Made Everything Long

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks know about the sun. They understand that the sun dictates shadow length and position but when it peers directly down from overhead the sun […]

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Awareness

Dude Didn’t Graduate From Scalawag School But He Had The Certificate, Yeah.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2014
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Many folks could give a shit. They don’t care who they screw or how they have screwed people over let alone how all that screwing over […]

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Awareness

All The Cows Are Sleeping Except The Cows Awake

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Many folks know about absolutes. They understand that not everything changes even if everything does. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Clap Clap Riot – Everyone’s […]

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Awareness

Yep He’d Have Another Kick At The Cat But He’d Kick It Tied To The Cat

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Many folks are ornery. They would hurt another person just to make a point and if that didn’t work they’d scratch their car. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

When Yer Choices Are Bad Or Worse, The Party Just Ain’t The Same.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Most folks have been squeezed. They were pushed into a role they didn’t want or helping someone they didn’t like and now they too have […]

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Awareness

Guilt Didn’t Dare Drive Dude’s Bike But It Certainly Rode Handlebar Alot

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Most folks want privacy. They want to be alone with their thoughts even if their thoughts don’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

It Wasn’t ‘Pull Up’ Dude Should Have Been Hollering It Was Adapt MoFo, Adapt!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Most folks are just pilots. They aim their personal craft sure, but it remains in the control of some other-place where holding one’s mouth a […]

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Awareness

This And That Dude Got Behind Just Before This And That Headed South

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Most folks can tell the past. They look at yours and say oh yeah it’s easy to see you were headed for trouble because look how you […]

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Awareness

Aaron Don’t Shoot Our Skunk Our Skunk. Please Don’t Shoot Our Skunk.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Many folks act god-like. They make life and death decisions for strangers based on their own opinion and ability from sometimes a long, long way away. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Finally Dude Owned His Own Little Store. Now, To Overcome Walmart.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Many folks have seen paradigms shift. They were floating low in the lake already on account of their life preserver being logged with water and now […]

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Awareness

One Day Dude Realized He Was Lucky. Very. Fucking. Lucky.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Many people have pressed father fortune. They woke him in the middle of the night so many times that the good father was now risking sleep […]

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Awareness

Don’t Shit Where You Eat. Don’t Shit Where You Eat. He Practiced It Over ‘N Over.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Most folks forget about infrastructure. They think they get what they see but nothing could be further from the truth on account of everything bad being […]

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Awareness

Not Good At Dodgeball? They Asked You To Leave. You Had To Get Out Of Dodge.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Most folks can keep up appearances. They can do solitary refinement for a bit and even decades if they must but sooner or later da gates ‘o heaven […]

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Awareness

Mom Had Kraft Dinner In Her Hair. How It Got There Was A Mystery.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Many folks have been hammered. They know what hammered means as well as what hammered can do for and to a believer not to mention that […]

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Awareness

Yeah, That Wasn’t Dessert Dad. You Ate The Tablescraps Cat Food…

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Many folks have come home drunk. They did so without realizing their judgement was so far off that the cat’s dish looks exactly like rice and raisin pudding […]

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Awareness

Anyone Can Act Smart On Account Of It’s Only Acting

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Most folks fool people. They first get real good at fooling themselves then move onto number two. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Always Picked The Unlucky Horse And Then Slipped Right Under Its Hooves

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2014
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Many folks have had their arse kicked. They were likely more than two years old when it happened though, and it probably wasn’t their father who […]

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Awareness

Yer Upper Hand Often Carries A Gun

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2014
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Many folks know about the wild west. They learned that horses, women and the odd gunslinger were faster than fast but a well drawn wanted poster and a decent […]

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Awareness

Before Taxation War Was Necessary For Plunder. Now It’s Downright Stupid.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2014
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Most folks know that death is a business. They attended funerals where dude was buried in the best piece of furniture he’s ever owned and […]

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Awareness

There’s This Thing About Virginity

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2014
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Most people are born once. They might claim to being born again but this necessarily would be metaphorically speaking on account of where is their big […]

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