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Month: January 2015

Awareness

Kamakaze Working Nein To Nein

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2015
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Most folks know about the end. They understand that all things come to it and deep down they realize that not perceiving the end negates […]

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Awareness

He Was In The Devil’s Sights Alright But Never For A Second

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  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks enjoy reduced risk. They pay to play and players who pay are here today & t’day & t’day on account of everything’s gonna […]

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Awareness

Problems Are Never Infertile

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  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks are easily stumped. They have “how in the hell would I know?!” block’n their solution pump which can result in serious back up. […]

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Awareness

Check In On Me From A Distance

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks can get along. They live and let live and care more or less but their game is on right now so they’ll call […]

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Awareness

The Cracks Are Many Lifetimes Wide

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  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks can fit in. They can relate & pontificate on why things are not fucked up just are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

And No Detection Of The Detectors

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks speed. They have the ability, the desire and the technology to do so. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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You Just Never Knew With City Types

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  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks could wave to strangers. They could, but ignoring them is easier even if they have to turn their head. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Will You Talk If They Catch You, Will You Talk?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks can yap a blue streak. They can’t help themselves from beaking off and flapping their gums when faced with avid listeners. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Yer Full Time Hazard Assessment

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks knock shit over. They step back without looking or overstep their boundaries on account of hazardous being who they are. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

The Judges Admonished Everyone For Show Purposes Only

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks know about scolding. They understand scolding can burn long after the heat has been removed. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Live Each Day Like Death Will Catch You ‘Cause The Beggar Got Yer Scent

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks think good equals long. They forget that ‘good & hot’ or ‘good & angry’ are good only in short bursts and good roller-coaster […]

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Awareness

Why Stop At Hitting Yer Kids? Try It On Yer Neighbors Too!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks lose their cool. They many times didn’t have an overabundance of cool to begin with. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Birds And Bees Are Good And Free. It’s Their Watchers Who Are Trapped And Sick.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks know about discipline. They forget though that being a great disciple of anyone about to be disciplined is the only way that discipline […]

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Plan Like Time Is Running Out So When It Runs Out You Run With It

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks have manipulated their hair. They understand that hairs want to do their own thing but will lay straiter when stroked gently in the […]

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Meowing Too Loud Is Tough On The Balls

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2015
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Most folks know about complaining. They understand that effective complaining involves the ability keep their pie hole shut around sharp objects. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

You Don’t Hurt Me I Will Do That

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2015
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Me. I help myself. Why? You want to? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Number Two Is So Close…

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2015
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You are runner up. Second fiddle. So smart outmarted. You numbet too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Work Yerself Harder Than WHO Would

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2015
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Shit needs done. Who gonna do it? You. You will do it and do it and do it. Do it! You.   Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Dizzy? Still Want Ta Roundabout?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2015
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Most folks have lied. They lied so well and so often that no lie. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

And Don’t Look At A Gift Horse’s Ass

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2015
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Most folks expect a raise in pay. They got one before and everybody else gets one so why the hell not?! Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Now Dude Knew What A Humdinger Was

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2015
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Great doesn’t have to be good. Great can mean great calamity. Great injustice or Great, I just peed My pants. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

“That’s A Bugger” Said Merv And The Bugger Was Right.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2015
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Most folks know about sewage. They know that sewage has its place and that place, while connected to their place, should stay in place. Thank […]

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Awareness

Out The Way Is A Good Way To Be

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2015
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Most folks appreciate lines. They park, walk and live between them on account of knowing what lines cross. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Micro Macro. Holy Macro!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2015
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Most folks are gods. They stop parties at their liveliest and start them at their deadest. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Gears And People. Same Damn Thing.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2015
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Most folks are different. They don’t consider themselves that way but look at these sizes! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ain’t Evil If Everyone’s Doing It No?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2015
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Most folks have been cut. They had their heart cut out in highschool and their dreams cut out by midlife when they got good at […]

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Awareness

Dude Was Coming Ya, But On His Own Buss.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2015
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Most folks get where they’re going. They might not set sail for that port but by lawdy that’s the beach they’ll be parking on. Thank […]

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Dude Wouldn’t Fight For Saskatshewan. The Beggar Just Wouldn’t Fight!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2015
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Most folks know about streams. They understand the craziness of storing whatever the stream is streaming unless yer in the business of storage. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Oh, Alive Without Rubber.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2015
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This and this and what about this? All these things that be. That set you free. Inconsiderate, we. Of what it takes to be. Us. […]

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Lawns Do Not Care About Religion. Lawns Just Want Their Cut.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2015
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Most folks have an opinion. They have a public opinion and their personal opinion and if they’re too far apart then there’s their gap. Thank […]

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