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Month: January 2015

Awareness

Every Dollar Sign Meant I Love You And The Dollar Signs, They Do.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2015
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Most folks trade love for money. They will trade it for love when they can get it but money works. Tjank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Luck Will Come When You Ride Yer Cycles

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2015
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There is a better time. And a best time too. These times exist Outside of you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Gimme Dat Wine What Doan Tase Good. Please Don’t Make It Taste Good.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2015
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Most folks are addicts. They can’t stand stuff and stuff drives ’em crazy ’cause they can’t find stuff. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude’s Head Was In A Vice And Not The Clamp Kind

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2015
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Most folks have habits. They claim to navigate said habits when actually their habits navigate them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Even The Heartless Can Be Attacked

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2015
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Most folks have blood. They move it around their system through a pump which can move more than just blood if they let it. Thank […]

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Awareness

Okay If I Don’t Remember. Hmm?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2015
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How off course? You know?! Bully 4 U! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Ohh You! Good Enuf For Gov’t Wirk!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2015
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Fuck not Alice Cooper. Uh uh. No. Bastards! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

What If You Could Do Whatever You Want? You Want? You Want? You Want?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2015
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Most folks know about self discipline. They don’t have any on them right now though, on account of it being in their other pants. Thank […]

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Awareness

Thy Will Means You

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2015
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Most folks know about cells. They understand that when their phone is out of them they are on their only lonesome. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Let’s Don’t Take Down The Barrymas Tree

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2015
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Most folks want gifts. They wrap them selves up tight then pay for unwrapping. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Attention Was Not A Toll To Be Paid

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2015
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Most folks stop for red lights. They know that red lights mean stop and mixed with blue lights mean stop right now! Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Lotsa Mountains Have No Sides. No Top & No Peak.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2015
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Most folks know about odds. They understand that the deck is stacked against them so now they mark the cards. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

It Sounded A Bit Too Fucking Wise To Ever, Ever Be True.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2015
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Most folks know a moron. They know that morons can be smart but this smart? Now? Them? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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He Said There’s Money For Gas And Gas For Money

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2015
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Most folks have disposable income. They dispose of it on heat, rent and grub which can be eaten in a zero down car. Thank you, […]

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Look Out. Look Out For Other’s Point Of View.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2015
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Most folks are right. They are right there, looking right there and looking right as they look right there. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When Yer The Infra In Structure

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2015
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Most folks deal with shit. They evacuate it by fan and water and wash all hints of it down similar routes. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Got A Pension? Grab A Sign. The Protest March Is ON!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2015
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Most folks want something free. They don’t think for even one second who is paying for their free thing on account of it’s free and […]

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Awareness

Waiting To Be Read

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 7, 2015
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Most folks are writing a book. They may not actually be doing the “writing” but never-the-less, it is being written and it’s open. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Throw Yerself Up And Out. Up And Out.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 7, 2015
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Most folks bitch. They want life to be grando and it ain’t dough. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Remove Your Hands! And I’ll Throw Myself Out.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2015
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Most folks fake illness. They do so on account of being low on hugs and especially moma’s too long hugs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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It Was Only A Matter Of Time Before Time Was The Only Matter

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2015
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Most folks get pissed off. They usually get pissed on first then feel the need to piss on someone else on accounta them being pissed […]

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Awareness

Trouble With Pie Is Everybody Want Some

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2015
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Most folks know about sharing. They intend to hand out some but how to separate the lion’s? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

We Just Kept Dude Talkin’ And Ooh He Said Some Crazy Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2015
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Most folk are addicted. They could give a shit about anyone else’s culture, they want THEIRS. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Johnny, Don’t You Get Used To It. Johnny Don’t Get Used To It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2015
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Most folks want to speak their mind. They want to and dagnabbit, they will as soon as they find it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Knew DePlanter

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2015
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Most folks know about harvest. They usually know less about the harvesters though. Thank you, Barry out.

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Awareness

Naw You Use DisCard

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2015
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Most folks employ credit. They don’t know about Peter and Paul. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Long As I Have You To Write To I Will

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2015
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His hands were frozen. Hard like week old buns. Hands hollow like the buns were. Just a shadow of what was there. His fists got […]

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Awareness

I’ma Not Comin’ In But I’ma Still Need Paid

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2015
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Many folks have been suspended. They still acted unsuspended & wanted to be unsuspended and thought about unsuspension. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Ven It Vas Vinter

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2015
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Most folks know cold. They don’t know minus fucking forty-four though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Whale Oil Comes From Whales

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2015
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Most folks turn off their lights. They don’t store liquid fire and expose it to open flame to create flickering shadows. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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