Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!
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Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
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Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
Driving Under The Influence:
Influence of:
God Complex
Narcissism
Tired
Cranky
Perplexed
Bewildered
Confused
Coffee
Booze
Kids
Conference Call
Flashing, Beeping & Changing Numbers
School Zones
Something Smoked
Late
Anxious
Traffic
No Green Lights
Idiot Behind Me
Almost Out Of Fuel
And a million other impairments, most of which are difficult to measure.
How many people every day drive impaired?
What percentage of them get into accidents?
Is impaired driving normal?
Are we singling out some impaired drivers when other types are causing most of the problems?
Gill netting?
Is impaired driving so normal that evidence of it exists across our society from politicians to paupers?
Maybe even Royalty have driven under the influence! You just never know.
“We’ve got better things to do than chase drunk drivers!”
That’s what an RCMP officer told my mother one day over the phone. She was ratting dad out for impaired driving in the hope that if she got him caught up in the system, things would change in our lives.
But back then the cops had more important things to do and we were all thankful for that.
Okay, mom wasn’t.
Mothers Against Something.
Mothers should be OR something.
FOR
Thanks for the blog post, thanks.
Why?