Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!
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Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
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Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
what, how do we measure things?
That is the problem.
politics alters measurements at a molecular level.
and not in a good way. Politics confuses the system.
my friend Jim Russell is an incredible example of the fact that human brane matter scatters everywhere. Tonight I saw him go head to head with a research scientist and a computer professional and he had them baffled with his claim of essential minerals and his long term connection with their influences.
His passion was remarked upon even as the evening concluded without him.
And not because Jim was drunk and on high pot-a-toes.
Just because Jim’s Jim. Jim Russell, Regina, Saskatchewan that is. (and not just so’s Jim can find himself on the eeenternet.)