The Fucking Disgusting Catholic Church

Oh, you better have a favorite color.

You better like a certain dee-sign-or.

You better take whatever you can

Cause you ain’t a’gettin’ anymore.

Wear some shiny robes.

Drink from shiny globes.

Put ’em on their knees.

Read ’em your decrees.

Give ’em justa bitta hope.

Get too much, you show ’em nope!

Sing and chant and smokey balls.

Mesmerizing ornate halls.

Hanging coach upon their walls.

Who could ever have the balls

To fool so many so enthralled?

And fuck the very people called

To make the world a more loving place?