Oh man, do we have rules.
Sharing, caring, don’t pee your pants.
Wipe your nose and
Wash your hands.
Hitting is out.
Spitting is out.
We don’t shout.
It brings no clout to
Thrash about.
Eat your food.
Don’t take so much.
Quiet time and don’t you touch!
No reptiles at the table.
Comfort snake or not.
Sonofabitch will get away
And we’ll be in a spot.
Kids, your grandpa’s tired.
He didn’t get much sleep.
It’s taking all the old guy’s got
Just for him to keep
What little cool he’s got.
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