Kid Cop

Oh man, do we have rules.

Sharing, caring, don’t pee your pants.

Wipe your nose and

Wash your hands.

Hitting is out.

Spitting is out.

We don’t shout.

It brings no clout to

Thrash about.

Eat your food.

Don’t take so much.

Quiet time and don’t you touch!

No reptiles at the table.

Comfort snake or not.

Sonofabitch will get away

And we’ll be in a spot.

Kids, your grandpa’s tired.

He didn’t get much sleep.

It’s taking all the old guy’s got

Just for him to keep

What little cool he’s got.

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