Who pissed on the floor?!
Yelled the janitor.
Goddamn bastard’s are rude!
Yelled the manager.
Budget’s toast, you’re the cleaner now.
Whispered the owner in the manager’s ear.
Tell the janitor that we wish him well but
Still, say he’s outa here.
Well, mister manager fumed.
He’d been himself corn broomed.
Now he had to dust the janitor.
A manager can be so unsanitary…
But, shit rolls downhill and
Someone pays the bill and
Be damned if that someone was him!