Author: Barry Williams

Most folks know about fair. They imagine their fair being fairer than everyone else’s fair but fair don’t complain. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Fifty […]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Oh fuck. You gotta be kidding me! Jesus, jesus fucking christ! How does music work? How do drums work? Why does that […]

Ivan hated me. My dad hated me so much one time that he chased me with an axe. Now Ivan had “that look.” I just […]

Love grows feelings. Love grows relationships. Love grows children and families and life-a-blazing playgrounds. Love grows the world.   Thank you, friend. Barry out. How […]

  You don’t have it made! You ain’t in the shade. You alive now but should be daid! You caused a lotta shit. You screwed in the […]

Most folks make instant calculations. They call reality better or worse and shit is so bad on one side it would choke a Hiemlicker while […]

Many folks have been stopped by police. They were stopped for a short or medium long time and if they were lucky they paid with […]

Oh, ahmacunt! I fucking suck! Yo! Fucking leave me! Save yerselves! I’m even bad wolfmeet. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks color their hair. They color their hair on account of hair of a certain color not going well with happy. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks beat themselves up. They sometimes must beat someone else up first then beat themselves up for beating them up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks create their own fear. They do it so effortlessly that anyone understanding just how easy fear is to make can get people to […]

Most folks have stubbed their toe. They may have even stubbed their toe twice & wondered why the second time hurt so damn much more. […]

Most folks take walking for granted. They don’t remember what it was like to shit the bed. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 3 Doors Down […]

Are you aware of the microbes in your body? They are aware of you. They live in your big-ass livingness. And they care somewhat about […]

Most folks are average. They follow people, people follow them and everyone gets upset at boat rockers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have expectations. They set plans in motion to achieve a life larger than normal and messing with said plan is messing with them. […]

Most folks know about movies. They compare their life to movies and wonder, unlimited pop & popcorn for the whole fucking movie?! Don’t stop the […]

Most folks look at everything. They mistakenly believe that what they need is somewhere in the mix when what they really need is mixed up like […]

  At age 14 I babysat a neighborhood RCMP member’s daughter. This was the early 70’s in Virden, Manitoba and this night really rocked my […]

Most folks have inhibitions. They have no idea what they are, though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks do as they’re told. They sit there and stand there and march just where they’re told. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

  The lights went out at 401 Fairing. The air conditioning turned off. Not a drop of water could be sprinkled in a basin. Whether […]

Police can lie. They can legally make shit up. I almost shat my pants when I learned that. Police? Lie? Who da good guys?! The […]

Most folks know about water. They understand that water will come in ten ways from Sunday and if someone ain’t keeping  water levels low, they even out. Thank you, […]

Most folks have genes. They got them from someone else but now they got to rub the genie three times for wishes. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks aim for the middle. They imagine the middle as a safe place to be until they understand that the middle road is a […]

Most folks have fears. They try not to face them though on account of mom and dad tucking them in so tight. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about typing. They understand that it is hardly taught anymore on account of qwerty DNA. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks get perturbed. They are annoyed that the cat box didn’t get cleaned or the microwave quit working but they still have lots of mind left […]

Most folks avoid head on. They don’t want a head on collision, they will not put their neck  on the line and hats off to […]