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Away From Yerself Evaps Yer Memory Of Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2014
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  Uh huh. Okay. Just press nine. Yeah. Nine? Nine… Kay. By now. *** You ain’t as excitin’ as you once was… Me? Not as? […]

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Yer Higher Clickrate People

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2014
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Da drums. They beat. That primordial beat. The heat. Discreet. They hide their every meet. Sweet. They dream. That I’m here forever scream. Da drums. […]

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A Fuck. Dude Gave It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2014
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Two sides to every ball and mountain. Three sides inside those two and one inside that whole which will never be, lord willing. Thank you, […]

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Micro Meet Macro

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2014
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Fly shit on a window. A dot. A dot of flyshit. On a window. Dude knows about the flyshit but the flyshit knows shit-all about […]

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And Once You Start Telling Your Story You’ll Listen More And More

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2014
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Most folks have a point of view. They might adopt another person’s similar opinion on account of they expose theirs better but opinions unexpressed cause civil […]

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To Change Shit When Shit Needs Changing. Now Yer Talking Heaven.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2014
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Most folks are frustrated. They know their game is rigged and whom is rigging it and yet still play the same hand. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Dude Didn’t Like Himself And Still Refused To Be Anyone Else

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2014
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Most folks are stubborn. They want what they want even if hope is as close as they’ll get. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Wildlife Knew That Dude Knew Wildlife

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2014
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Animals have eyes that, Like spyglasses, can be peered into to illuminate distance. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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There Can Never Be Enough Of Those Sugar Crisps

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2014
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Most folks know about names. They understand that names don’t  hurt the same way as sticks and stones but never-the-less, they have an impact. Thank […]

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Tunes Get Stuck In Heads. Music Genres Get Stuck In Heads. Religion…

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2014
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Most folks know about advertising. They understand that whomever is paying for the advertising hopes that their idea will lodge in their target’s mind and […]

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And See Those Big Rocks Dead Ahead? Those, We Go Around.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2014
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Most folks know about the easy way. They understand that when many tongues wag, turbulence rocks their boat just enough that few notice the waterfall. Thank you, friend. […]

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Dude Was Happy To Note That Crazy As Fuck Was Still The Accepted Norm

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2014
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Most folks believe in ghosts. They succumb to the ghosts of religion, ghosts of state and last but not least, the ghost of their unbridled self. Thank […]

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Lord, How I Worries ‘Bout You. Course, I Worries ‘Bout Me Too.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2014
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Most folks have children. They sometimes talk to their kids so much that the kids don’t answer back which they will someday learn only causes more […]

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The Nasty Habit Of Eating Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2014
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Most folks know about bad breath. They understand that a malodorous exhale has bugger all to do with the fact that their mouth is connected to […]

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The Paradigm Shift Waltz

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 29, 2014
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  Got numbers? Numbers are just representations. Like a cross, sword or actor’s demeanor. They mean different things to different people. As in:   “Here’s […]

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There Were A Lot Of Lines To Be Read Between Blocked With Legalese And All

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 29, 2014
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Most folks know reasons change. They understand that wind and rain were once the work of angry gods who required sacrifice & thankfully it has […]

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“I’m Yer New Boss,” Big Buddy Said. “Now You Listen To Me.”

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 29, 2014
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Most folks know about managers. They understand that managers make decisions on what they  think they know when they don’t know half as much as […]

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This Brings Out The Beast In Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2014
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Live people do. Amid the hunt and bother. Hunting and bothering each other to hunt, As they grunt through their hunt and their bother.   […]

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When Yer Body Wants To Do Shit, Do It!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2014
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Most folks know about their body. They understand that it wants to be used as a good vehicle and like all good vehicles it’s okay […]

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This Story Was Written By Me, Barry Williams and Me, Barry L. Williams.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2014
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Sue said of angry Mr. Brooks this morning, “I’m convinced he’s two different people!” Jerry excitedly exclaimed, “Ya, we had to call the exorcist on […]

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People Trapped By Kindness Keep Being Trapped By Meanness

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2014
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  This guy spent a big parta his life, Looking back to change the past. He’d hire psychics and attorneys too To give his past […]

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Dude Made The Noise Cat And Cat Made The Noise Nope

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2014
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Most folks get hints. They often ignore them but that don’t stop ’em comin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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You Cannot Steal Love But You Can Steel Love

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2014
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Most folks yearn to be connected. They want to feel their connection, the hard fast solid anchor to that place unbelievers call beyond comprehension because […]

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Everyone Knows Their Name Even If You Don’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 24, 2014
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I am composed of several distinct and not-so-distinct personalities. One of those personalities loves a tune and no matter what, I cannot get the sound […]

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Sure She Rolled Her Eyes Up In Her Head But Nowhere’s Where She Went

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 24, 2014
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Many folks live in flight or fight mode. They are about this close to tearing someone’s head off and shitting down their neck and if moron thinks […]

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Freedom Lay Across “The Shoe Drops Here” Road

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2014
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Most folks fight for their rights. They might be accused of  fighting half heartedly via complaining but a poor swing is better than none. Thank […]

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The Needle Point Hardly Resembles The Track Or Dress It’s About To Make

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2014
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  Strange are the things that come from where. Curiously wondering why. Who said what and who kicked the cat? And why don’t pigs and […]

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Becausa The Goddamned Allodoxaphobia Dude Didn’t Let Him Have It

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2014
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Most folks could give a shit. They don’t care what so- in-so down the street thinks because she too is a flag waving member of […]

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What He Said Might Be True But GivesAFuck Had Already Gone

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2014
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Most folks interrupt. They interrupt a program with a bathroom break and grandma when she forgets what she’s saying but when interruption becomes normal then absolutely […]

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Total Honesty Is Stunning. Who Really Wants To Be Stunned?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2014
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So advertising doesn’t work for most small businesses. We have to wait for them to go out of business so the next business occupying that […]

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