Micro Meet Macro

Fly shit on a window.

A dot.

A dot of flyshit.

On a window.

Dude knows about the flyshit but the flyshit knows shit-all about him.


Man shitting on a toilet.

One man, one shit. On a toilet.

Yes a nasty shit if his wife says so but he’s

One man shitting on a toilet. Ya?

One man, one shit. One toilet.


Mayor Bob pinchin’ a loaf on his bidet.

It’s Mayor Bob who is not gay he just

don’t like the feel of toilet paper.

Mayor Bob, just an ordinary feller,

Pinchin’ loaves like his million loaf pinchers.


Presidential shit on Air Force One.

A guy guards Herr Shitter with a gun.

He always has a gun. This guy thinks guns are fun.

Yeah, Guardian of the Big Guy on Air Force One.

Got the Oh Shit dots and a gunny, gun, gun.


Bag ‘o shit in outer space.

When it don’t close right that shitty, shit, shit

can float all over the place.

You don’t want it in yer face? 

How to keep shit in it’s place?



Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


Barry Williams http://barry-williams.com/blog

Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks.

The rest will be, uh, less understandable...

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