Author: Barry Williams

Okay SHIT! I am at times still and have been a friggin arsehole. Of the first magnitude. Not talking to my mother for two years. […]

Many folks live life. They run, jump & play on account of learning that when their bell rings, playtime’s over. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have been scraped. They wondered it getting cut felt as bad but never-the-less, it was just a scrape and HOLY SON OFABITCH THAT […]

Most folks have children. They would be hard  pressed to tell a non parent why they have them though on accounta kids being such a pain. […]

Most folks have disagreed. They wondered if the opposing party might have lost their  mind and if they hadn’t they gave in and forgot all […]

  I won’t be back. I’m not turning around. Don’t you look for me. I, I won’t be found.   I won’t be found. I’m […]

Most folks care. They care enough to understand that everything can be tamed only to it’s own degree and after that its each each tamer […]

Most folks know about hot. They understand that hot is caused by a few things, none of which have anything to do with collars. Thank […]

Most folks love their country. They love their favorite jeans and they love their car and job which is a ton of love to be rico-bounded by their […]

Most folks know about easy. They understand that the toughest job can become a breeze to do as long as the doer likes practice. Thank […]

Most folks procrastinate. They then waste time pummeling themselves for being untrue to their desires while their fuel  for accomplishment runs cold. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks act like babies. They need someone or thing to change their poopy pants and if those pants don’t change then pants changers go. Thank you, […]

Most folks have snapped. They said or did something they later wished they hadn’t but they had help to prepare for the big event by  […]

Most folks look out for themselves. They watch out for numero uno  without understanding that they are part of a larger circle that is looking […]

Most folks know about measurement. They understand that measuring stuff allows for sizes to be certain which then allows those certain sizes to be matched to […]

Most folks have regrets. They try, try, and try again until they are part of a movement only to get chewed up and not spit […]

Most folks get angry. They can get hopping mad at the drop of a hat but let them reflect on those actions for a bit and watch incredulity grow. […]

Most folks have senses. They have way more than they usually acknowledge though and those fence sitters stretch the wire. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know about progress. They understand that progress isn’t always about getting  ahead but about getting going. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks are accountable. They keep track of every wrongs perpetuated agin themselves but record nary a single tick for original slights. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about retribution. They understand that in rare occurrences shit falls out of the sky, in rare occurrences. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know about normal. They get that they shouldn’t offend others but what  happens in Vegas better stay in Vegas unless they’re Las Vegans. Thank […]

(Corporate training video on employee responsibility) Fake Keith Morrison announcer’s voice over:   It started out as a small pile of swept up debris. But, […]

Most folks are their own boss. They blame someone else for making them do stuff but without physical marks or a ransom note, it’s them. Thank […]

Many folks dispise balance. They see balance as deadly boring and just deadly in that mankind must be moving ahead which entails traversing high and low […]

  There’s a hellova EYENNN way off in the distance. Tearing this morning in two. Its a familiar noise from the ribbon of black. As […]

Many folks know about anxiety. They describe it as a feeling of impending doom, bad shit about to happen or just the fear that wherever […]

Most folks think through their eyes. They notice reality from the height of their peepers and each person judges this distinct reality as if it […]

Most folks answer their own questions. They wonder why Jane and Johnny act like they do and how come their neighbors are arseholes and why, […]

Most folks are fat and tissue wrapped around nothing. They shove stuff into the top of the tube and, if it don’t get caught on […]