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When Billy Says It Ain’t Closin’ Time It Sure As Hell Ain’t Closin’ Time!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Many folks get up when they want to. They require no jingling bells or fake brook sounds to crack their peepers, no, these fortunates work […]

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Children Grow Up But Adults Do Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Most folks have rules. They enforce them in their home, neighborhood and vehicles but everywhar else is open season. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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When One Dude On The Boat Got Smarter The Whole Damn Boat Got Smarter!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Many folks have been dragged under. They likely could have saved themselves if it weren’t for the tight grip a proximate Going Downer had on their timeline. […]

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The Water Isn’t Boiling, It’s Just A Little Warmer.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Most folks can be snuck up on. They are busy looking this way and that in a field of view with too many things to […]

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So Everyone Was Spanked, Just In Case…

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Most folks have been through security. They willingly submit to electronic and physical searches to preserve the juggernaut called freedom. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Livin’ A Life Of SAU: Shit Adds Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2014
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Most folks know about two and two. They understand those two numbers can sum to four or depict a much larger number of twenty-two depending […]

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Life On The Back Of A Wild ‘Ol Dawg

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2014
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Most folks know about history. They understand that it repeats itself and repeats itself but that cycle doesn’t occur in their life because they are more […]

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Vape Don’t Stop The Pain But It Surely Takes The Shine Off It

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2014
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Most folks know that pot relaxes. They understand that yer best pot imbibed by the right im biber at the right imbibing time can knock […]

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Nacho Kay

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2014
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Most folks follow their follower. They do so in order to apply makeup while driving or eat enroute on account of getting ahead requires loosing […]

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Dude Could See The Water But The Speeding Boat Showed No Wake

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2014
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Many folks fly without wings. They don’t need them if they can climb into something that already has ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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A Certain Amount Of Magic In Everything

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2014
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Most folks know about misdirection. They understand that almost anyone can have their attention detoured but they ain’t drivin’! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Want To Work Well In The Human Clock? Take Time To Mesh With Many Gears.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2014
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Most folks know about rubber meeting the road. They understand that tires and the planet  have a surface and if those surfaces  are rubbed the […]

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And Yet The Two Bullets, Success And Failure, Stuck Each Other Mid Flight.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2014
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Many folks have been pushed to the edge. They say they can’t do it anymore and goddammit this time they mean it and if someone […]

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Pat Yer Own Back Yes But Creams No

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2014
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Many folks can pick themselves up. They grab their bootlaces and yard ’em for all their worth with full knowledge that if the shoe fits […]

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Growing Up Beside A Murderer Doesn’t Make One An Accomplis

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2014
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Many folks have a guilty conscience. They know damn well they could have said something or done something that could have saved us all this […]

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Sav Aj

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2014
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Many folks pick their nose. They also attempt to pick their children’s mates, their friends clothes, and a fight with anyone mentioning meddling. Thank you, […]

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DonCha Make AnAss A-Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2014
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Most folks imagine harm. They take out insurance and lock their windows and doors on account of them knowing that no one escapes their kick at Cat […]

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Nada Had Changed In The Neighborhood But Shit Was Definitely Different

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2014
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Most folks know about fads. They understand that if it weren’t  for fads most yard sale shit would be useful. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Wasn’t Licking He Was Tasting Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2014
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Most folks refuse to smell fishy. They apply all sorts of masking and blinder type devices to ensure only approved olfactory curiosities attend their party. […]

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Lucky People

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2014
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Most folks don’t try to outsmart. They ask what other people’s  rules are by inference and at that curb they park. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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When You Swoop Down To Help That There’s Good Swoopin’.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2014
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Please send my cousin some duct tape wallets. Don’t need to be a lot. Make ’em freaky tho’. Dude’s freaky. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Each Step Is Harder But Take It

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2014
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Most folks start off. They begin and assume from that beginning  that an end exists. Thank you, friend. Barry out. We Got 20 Strangers Who […]

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Bank On Yer Pri-i-ide! Bank On Yer Pri-i-ide! No One Is Luke-ing, Bank On Yer Pride.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2014
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Most folks don’t know what they offer. They provide service, labor, attention, comprehension, learning, emulation, anticipation, contemplation, reflection, culmination, ability, force, attraction, communion, satisfaction and […]

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Those Waltons Kicked Him In His Arse & They Did It Through Dude’s Mind

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2014
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Most folks have comrades. They unfortunately seldom have the calibre of friend whom will guide them with a lotsa carrot and no stick. Thank you, Larry […]

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I Got This, I Got This. Said The Person Who Could Not Speak.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2014
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Many folks have gut instinct. They hear shit loud and clear and it doesn’t  originate from the inside. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Oh Yeah, Fear Knows A Nanosecond. For Sure. For Sure It Does.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2014
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Many folks have bitten bullets. They sweated them, shit  them and hollowed them out with their blood and tears. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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When People Don’t React That’s Still A Reaction

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2014
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Many folks play their cards close. They bury their emotions nine dermises deep and pin pricks, medium size pricks and even sometimes big pricks will […]

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You. You…You’re Into You And It Shows It Shows It Shows.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2014
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Most folks think about themselves. They don’t usually realize how much they think of them self though on account of they got nobody for comparison. […]

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People Usually Said Goodbye To Dude By Abruptly Pressing End Call

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2014
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Many folks are antisocial. They are stuck in the masses and struck by the masses and swamped by those masses. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Try To Reserve Anguish For Only Real Events

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2014
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Most folks suffer false alarms. They are false on account of someone thinking fake evidence was real and then acting as if it was real […]

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