Author: Barry Williams

One bump could change everything. One beep followed by another beep. Beep beep beep what the fuck? Beep beep fucking beep, you gott a rightaway! […]

Most folks know when to stop. They attempt and try and strive until the cows come home and if nothing has happened by then they give […]

Most folks want things to work out. They resist yelling or being yelled at and at every corner they control their temper because once a […]

Most folks have expectations. They suffer to the degree that reality don’t meet up with ’em though which puts the ki-bosh on future expectations. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks know about patterns. They usually don’t realize though that humans seek patterns in everything & monkey see, monkey do. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Most folks don’t see things coming. They’re watching the person in front of them and the people on either side and behind them and being […]

Most folks want to get along. They get along with them whom get along with them and if not, they get along until they do. Thank […]

Many folks die in the saddle. They do what they can do until they can’t do it no mo’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks present themselves. They clean, preen and sometimes extreme themselves prior to facing the world making  most of what is visible to their naked eye […]

Most folks get rubbed. They sometimes get rubbed the wrong way and other times to sleep but the rubbing, it don’t stop. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Many folks have seen video of a person being detained. They are usually extremely happy to not be in the Unfortunate Joe’s spot on accounta […]

Most folks are striving to remain sane. They attempt to hold shit together even when the whole world tips upside down and in turmoil like […]

Most folks don’t get surprised. They never nearly jump outa their skin or almost shit their pants on account of always riding with Brother Certainty. Thank […]

Many folks know about collection agencies. They ring bells and buzzers and maybe would squeeze a person’s neck. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A device needs to be created. Just a simple headband with a spring loaded plastic hand which can be activated to strike an offensive yapper […]

Most folks know about attention. They understand it is limited and often lacking because there ain’t enough to go around. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have been shit scared. They usually attempt to not show exactly how much they are shit scared though on account of that giving […]

Most folks know that bullets don’t think. They understand that if a human aims a gun at them, that human has the power to end […]

Most folks have been in a hard spot. They gathered up their resources and steam and together they took their swing at life and if […]

Most folks live only so long. They usually have no choice over how long that might be so guess work in that direction would most […]

Many folks fall behind in payments. They pull tooth and nail to get their attachments to adhere to a fifteen day cycle but those less […]

Most folks are ex number of years old. They don’t measure their life by trials, errors or tribulations, they measure it by earth spins which turns […]

Most folks will wake up again. They keep on keeping on and before you know it they’ve put in their time and its  time to […]

Most folks know nada about margin. They operate their lives one for one and if not there’s a statement mailed every month saying exactly how […]

Most folks fool themselves. They say things are okay when they’re not and they say they don’t need any help when they do but sooner […]

Most folks enjoy respect. They might even demand it but demand away because nobody got too much. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

My father was sometimes a painter in Virden, Manitoba. Not the type of painter who could paint scenery, he painted buildings. Mostly the insides of […]

Many folks know about new and improved. They understand that some users are so head down arse up that wild horses couldn’t tear them away […]

They were five bros… five brothers. Five fingers in the fist of a glove. The rules they shook to came from no man, No, these […]

Most folks know about cyberspace. They think the ‘land’ there is free but only the swampy stuff that requires a bridge to get to is […]