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Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks. The rest will be, uh, less understandable...
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The End Was Not Near But Its Shadow Drifted Past

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2014
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Many folks know about numbers. They understand that the universe known to mankind is based on them & when those beggars stop adding up everything stops […]

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When Everything Was Built On Hypocrisy There Was Lotsa Cake To Go Around

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2014
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Most folks do as they are told. They don’t want to rock the boat or be tossed overboard so they don floaty clothing & go along […]

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And Over Here Was A Waste Of Flat. A Surface Without A Stack.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2014
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Many folks are good at packing. They pack shit home and pack it in the corner until every corner and them is packed out. Thank you, […]

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Pissing In The Bathwater And Fukushima

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2014
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Most folks consume food and expel waste products. They try as much as possible to avoid crapping & urinating in the same container employed for cooking […]

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Why People Don’t Change: BECAUSE

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2014
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Most folks know squat about homeostasis. They display an alarming lack of understanding about this powerful force which keeps waking them up as themselves every […]

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You Say Whatever You Need To Say And Dude’ll Hear What He Needs To Hear

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2014
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Many folks know how to interpret. They sometimes listen to what people say while focusing on what they do and before anyone can say apples and oranges they’ve made a […]

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Awareness

Porcupines Never Sleep

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2014
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  Dude saw the steps. The steps. The Steps. He saw the cracks. The cracks. The Cracks. Between the steps. The steps. The Steps. They […]

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Awareness

The Job To Be The Space Between Well Made Gears Came Down To Skinny McVee

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2014
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Most folks know about gaskets. They understand that something has to take up the slack in life on account of nothing being as perfect as it […]

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Awareness

Drunk You See Them. Now You Don’t. Doesn’t Mean That They’re Not There.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2014
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Most folks know about peek-a-boo. They understand that something out of sight can be just outside. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Seven Billion Languages Are A Lot To Learn

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2014
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Most folks speak in their mother tongue. They don’t speak exactly like their mothers spoke though on account of mothers have a unique way of saying […]

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Awareness

The Name Of The Game Is – Hey Look, It’s A Game!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2014
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Many folks take playing seriously. They put everything they have into what they call playtime and anyone who doesn’t play to win will be badly beaten. Thank you, […]

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Life Is A Bargain If You Bargain. If You Don’t It Costs Everything Plus.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2014
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Most folks accept what’s coming. They refuse to exercise their decisive capacity and go with the flow even as it’s heading straight over the falls. Thank […]

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They Started As Same Hand Fingers And Became Rival Towns

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2014
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Most folks know about seeds. They understand that seeds seldom resemble that which they unfurl, similar to heat popping corn. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Sittin’ On The Bank Of Yer Own Thought Stream. Dip Yer Toe Into The Flow Of It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2014
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Many folks know about sound waves. They understand that sound waves can bounce all over hell’s half acre and in the absence of some device […]

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If Dude Could Change By Snapping His Fingers He’d Steer Clear Of Other Snappers

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2014
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Most folks want their lives to improve. They would like someone besides themselves to make it happen though on account of knowing nada about get-go. Thank you, friend. […]

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Their Life Was Invested In Diggin’ Ditch. Will The Ditches Give ‘Em Abit Back?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2014
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Many folks know about fast food. They care little about how many people if any it takes to create their fast food, they just want […]

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If You’re Having Trouble Sleeping Try Staying Awake

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2014
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Most folks follow life patterns. They disrupt them for many reasons though, without realizing that their patterns wield their own hefty influencing force. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Dit-Dit-Dit, Dah-Dah-Dah, Dit-Dit-Dit.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2014
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Most folks can guess. They don’t though and this lack of applied vision is blinding. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  SOS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SOS

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It Wasn’t Exactly True That They Were Dead, They Were Closer To Not Alive.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2014
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Many folks know about programs. They understand that programs can be uploaded voluntarily with the programmed having little idea to what degree they follow code. Thank […]

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Lawdy. . . Help The Helpless Caught In Stupid, Stupid Systems.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2014
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Most folks know about process. They understand that circumstances matter shit to an ingrained process on account of it having no sense. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Where Ying And Yang Meet They’re About The Yame

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 17, 2014
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Many folks are middle of the road. They are content staying away from the edges even though playing it so safe on the outside forces […]

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The Sky She Is So Flexible But The Ground, He Don’t Move Much.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2014
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Many folks know about structural tension. They understand that the closer they get to their goals the less tension’s available to make shit happen so  this […]

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Awareness

It’s Okay To Not Like YerSelf For One Day In A Row

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2014
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Most folks know about Par. They know when they’re not feeling up to it that Par can  be so all encompassing that anything below it is shit. […]

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Awareness

SumBitch Bet Upon His Self And SumBitch Lost Real Bad

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2014
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Most folks take risks. They walk straight across the path of impatient strangers roaring impatient cars and they take their own sweet time crossing. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Then The Little Bricks In Human Hands And Ears Started Getting Hot, Hot, Hot.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2014
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Most folks have a cell phone. They wish they had one if they don’t and similar to the first non-smokers, their abstinence will be noted. […]

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Ain’t Nothin’ Crazy Under The Sun Just Something Crazy TO YOU

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2014
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Many folks line up. They line up outside soup kitchens for a free meal on cold, dreary nights & early on holidaze for lower prices and will even […]

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Awareness

30,000 Packets Of Orange Powder, Some Marge Anda Whacka Cheeze Whiz.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2014
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Many folks know about macaroni and cheese. They understand that both the macaroni and powered cheese are nothing close to what they resemble but for one […]

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There Was This Place Called Too Fucking Smart But Dude Was Nowhere Close

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2014
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Most folks have their own opinion. They seldom wonder who and how shaped it though and that slip powders them up for such knee & […]

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Awareness

What I Don’t Like About Living In Heaven By Barry L. Williams

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2014
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“You have to get yer own,” he said. That’s what I mostly don’t like about living in heaven. Thank you, friend. Barry out. It’s a fucking […]

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Dude Thought He OverThunk

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2014
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Most folks aren’t contemplating much. They usually answer “huh?!” when asked about what they might be thinking about and from that point on most of […]

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