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Quantitative Easing = Shitting Yer Pants While Claiming You Don’t Need A Crap

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 27, 2013
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Many folks know about check kiting. They employ this financial trick whenever value from tomorrow is needed today because today has revealed that it has […]

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How To Invent Yer Falling Through Crack

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2013
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Most folks know about religion. They usually don’t realize though that nationalistic states of mind birthed from religious states of mind making them another voluntary lord. Thank you, […]

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Who Has Control? The People Who Think They Do That’s Who.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2013
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Most folks know about trance. They imagine that trance is a state visited voluntarily and not the one packed with citizens. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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And Once He Was In The Driver’s Seat Dude Treated Everyone Else Like A Walker

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2013
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Many folks have wielded power. They directed it as they saw fit and if someone nearby slipped under their heel that was too bad for […]

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Disappeared Means Now Not Here. Invisible Means Already Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks don’t know what they are looking for. They just head out with other seekers in the hope that their path and this one […]

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Say That Yer Not Rubbish But Every Night You Lay With Rubbish

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Many folks are good at song and dance. They softshoe like a bugger and its difficult to know whether they are performing or not. Thank […]

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Awareness

Would Sports Fly Without The Keeping Of Score?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks hate losing and losers. They try fairly hard not to lose which usually means trying like hell to win on account of WHAT […]

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Awareness

When The Religion Called State Says They Own Terra Firma

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks know that the pope don’t own the world. They also know that planet earth isn’t owned by the president of any country or […]

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LONG TERM THINKING The Cookie Said. You Need Longer Term Thinking Ahead.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks have no outlook. They aren’t going anywhere due to cutbacks and besides, how far would they have to go for things not to […]

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Took’em Outa Cars. Took’em Outa Trucks. Now They’ve Come For The Helicopter Pilots!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Many folks have piloted vehicles. They will be compared to bucking bronco breakers of wild western days for their willingness to participate in such an […]

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Then The Plants Said Let There Be Animals And We’ve Been Serving Them Ever Since

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks know about the food chain. They understand quite well that whomever controls the plant world controls the human. Thank you, ftiend. Barry out.

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Plant A Few Friends & Plant ‘Em Deep Cause One Day You’ll Need To Harvest

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks have insurance. They have it so that in their loss they don’t need to lean on anyone but a few strangers from another town. […]

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Awareness

Being Good At Ignoring Pain Ain’t A Talent Its A Curse

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Many folks want it all. They want to have their cake and everybody else’s cake and they mistakenly think they can eat it slowly alone, […]

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Yeah God Was Big But God Was Big & Slow. Dude Moved Quickly Outa Gods Way.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks have seen a fly. They are just some lumbering jye-clops to the fly who is jack be nimble times ten from a different […]

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For Every Toe Stepped Upon There Were Two Arses To Be Kissed

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks have regrets. They sometimes feel so repugnant that now by default all they do must lead to greater good & away from chapped lips. […]

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Shirking Responsibility Was Like Knowing How To Sew. Shit Could Be Made Outa Rags!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Many folks have an itch for freedom. They drive too fast, play the lottery and always buy premium grade fool. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Made Love Outa Thin Thin Air And It Was Heavy Man Oh So Heavy

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks crave acknowledgement. They just want someone to notice that the world is better because they existed and given the tiniest  bit ‘o notice […]

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“The Place Will Be Full Of Short Grass” He said. “There’ll Be ShortGrassers Ev’rywhar.”

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks don’t imagine their future. They just experience life as it is which is alright by itself but would put us in a bind […]

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Brains Want Badly To Be Flooded And They Don’t Much Care With What

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks seek altered. They don’t want leftovers and yesterdays blouse is as undesired as that stupid fucking tune stuck in their head. Thank you, […]

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And For Nineteen Bucks Google Will Find You But Only For One Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Many folks know that shit adds up. They know this because they rent out stupid little junk storage places to those unfortunates who cannot stop […]

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When Pigs Fry – Workin’ The Door Of A Hot Hot House In Merry Old Fukushima

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks resist pubic farting. They sneak one out if they absolutely have to but wouldn’t think twice about shitting in people’s mouths. Thank you, […]

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Tension Is Required To Keep Our Masks On And Please Keep Yer Masks To Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks know about personality. They sometimes forget that they are made up of hundreds of them and get bent out of shape in their […]

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It Was Boredom Requiring A Lot Of Attention Which Made Its SUCK Quotient Rather High

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013

Most folks know about mundane. They understand that like deaf grandparents they have to visit but no summer holidays or anything. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Awareness

And There You Will Find Yer Angle, The One No One Is Working

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks deserve a break. They have fought long & hard to win the right to fight longer & harder. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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True, There Was No Need To Actually Lie But Lying Was What He Did

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks have a recognizable voice. They might attempt to sound like someone else but everyone knows its them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Was Living In The Lap Of Luxury But Hey, It Was Only The Lap

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Many folks take advantage of cycles. They know upon recognizing one that there’s an up down around the corner. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Yer Best Parts Of Life Are Not For Display But To Peek At Now & Again

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Many folks know about too much of a good thing. They understand well that too much of a good thing can be had almost at […]

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Thank You Pain Thank You Pain For The Gain

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks know about contrast. They understand that it can be adjusted but where’s the knob to do it? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

This Fear Of Being Different Came From The Outside In

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks conform. They may not know that they are doing so but they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Complained Like He Didn’t Fish. No Line Was Ever Reeled In.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks have felt helpless. They still were compelled to do something about the situation though, hense the singing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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