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When I Got My Legs Everybody Wanted Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Most folks know about child labor. They first imagine it pertains to a woman giving birth but a lot of it comes in the form […]

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Press You Self Agin Me Other. Lets Mak Sure Thet We’re All Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Most folks know tons about spooky. They had their hair standing on end on the back of their neck so  many times that weird dude […]

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Lawdy Hep A Man Understan Hees Keez An Ifa Can Hep Dem Undastan Heem

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks have children. They raise ’em up lak dey was raised why? Some of un get ta stealin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Despair. Feel It Or Die.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Most folks know about karma. They imagine if they do good it will come back on them but what they forget is that some cocksucker’s […]

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And Upon This Garbage We Shall Build An Island

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Most folks have thin skins. They don dermises thick enough to hide their hearts but not the packing material. Thank you, friend. Barry out. You […]

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So One Alien Says To Another Alien: “Does Your Alien Pick Up Shit?”

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks have pets. They don’t go any where without thinking about who is eating and crapping where. Thank you, friend. Barry out. And THEY […]

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The Devil Enters Through That Skinny Door Marked Boredom

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Most folks have had bad thoughts. They wanted to kick fuckface in the head for what he did to their baby but its only becausa […]

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Ain’t No Need To Be Afraid Now Because These Pants Is Already Shat

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks live in apprehension. They don’t have the luxury of losing this job, this bid or this try out because beyond today their entire […]

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Awareness

Let The Machine Do The Work For You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks have used power tools. They turned them on and heard this ungawdly racket that exp loded when the dang thing was pooshed agin […]

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Deleting FaceBook May Drop Anxiety To A Fairly Dull Roar

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks meet via computer. They don’t realize that the number of children who have motherboards as godparents are now approaching Moore’s law and dat’s […]

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Don’t Leave Teachers Alone With Children. Especially Their Own.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks know about brain washing. They realize that people can be so indoctrinated that stupid just spreads becausa entropy or something like that but […]

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Being A Good Laborer Isn’t very Hard But It Sure As Hell Is

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks use their body for income. They don’t call it selling themselves its more like renting or maybe even leasing if an employer goes […]

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Shoulders Down And Neck In Around Heeya

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 8, 2012
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Many folks grew up having to watch their back. They always had one eye pointed behind them in case a cold shoulder or blank stare […]

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From President To Peon Mocks The Tough Luck Totem Pole

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  • October 8, 2012
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Many folks have been forced to start their career over. They worked their way up from the bottom of the heap before and they know […]

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A Stick Too Bent For Burning

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2012
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Most folks realize that invisible ink ain’t gonna get the message out. They understand deep inside that true-isms have to at least be written on […]

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Lessee. This Day You Was Mad. This Day You Wasn’t. And T’day Sir?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2012
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Most folks let the puzzle give them piece. They fit in where they can but until that happens they just lay there, waiting to  be […]

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Fifty Percent Audience Share Means A Hundred Percent Under Control

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2012
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Most folks know about numbers. They have rent that starts with a number and car loans that start with a number not to mention “free […]

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Strange People Say Strange Things But If Their Mouth Is Closed Its Called Humming

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  • October 7, 2012
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Most folks compare themselves to others. They can see that they’re the shortest, fattest or oldest person in the room and realizing their difference can […]

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Measuring Tapes Don’t Make Mistakes, That Shit’s In The Eyes Of The Beholder

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2012
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Most folks are doing things wrong. They don’t want to be creating errors and they attempt to override them through cautious methods of measure, measure […]

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Hey Old Timer The Boss Wants You… He Uh, Wants You To Speed It Up.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2012
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Most folks know what is expected of them. They could do their thing with their eyes closed and they often are but no one notices […]

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Fuck Mom I Don’t Do This Alone

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2012
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Most folks know someone who lost a job. They however didn’t lose their job otherwise they’d have no recollection of anyone but them losing shit. […]

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Hooked On Loot Is What We Are

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2012
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Many people know about prostitutes. They imagine that ladies of the evening is what they are thinking about when it could be anyone including the […]

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Pretend Humping In R Rated Movies Is Not Porn So Stop Feeling Guilty Mom

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2012
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Many folks watch fictional video screens. They sometimes get mesmerized because one team is losing or someone other than their guess is becoming king but […]

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Then The Moment I Increased Our Risk The Big Dude Called Me Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2012
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Many folks work in dangerous conditions. They are able to do so because of their religious adherence to a concept that says No One Needs […]

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Cause Of Death: Tall Rock Overdose

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2012
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Many people are driven. They seldom stop to imagine what they could be driven to they’re just full speed ahead. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Evil Are The Companies That Don’t Put Safety First

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2012
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Many folks have working children. They wouldn’t sell their kid’s finger or eye or hearing for any small amount and yet they hand these youngsters […]

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Awareness

Here Is Our Phone Number But Please, Don’t Phone.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2012
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Many folks text today. They forget what its like talking face to face with another person and that sucks for non texters. Thank you, friend. […]

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Who Among Us Is Not Deformed? And How Are They So Accepting?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2012
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Most folks would like to improve. They would love some machine like a belly shaker to vibrate their head or home so things could get […]

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Awareness

May We Transfer A Wee Bit ‘O Concern From The Dead Over To The Living?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2012
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Most folks have relatives who have passed on. They buried their ancestors at some place where land costs more then anywhere alive people survive and […]

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Yeah Uh Joe We Need To Discuss A Little Matter Of Your Opinion Being Worth SHIT

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2012
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Most folks do what is asked of them. They don’t wonder what might not be being asked of them because ain’t that someone else’s job […]

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