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Take Those Linux People And Tie Them Up. Bring The Gates Down Over Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 6 comments

Most folks think information is being shared everywhere. They’re right, of course, but its not the kind of knowledge that can lead to anything good […]

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Should The End Come Before Waking, Who Sleeps In This Bed Slept Forever In?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks plan their next step but not their next landing. Stairs are made to make climbing easy and often its so simple de dimple […]

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Be Afraid! Be Afraid! But Don’t Be Afraid Of Being Afraid.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most people know they have courage. They stood up for themselves one time when mother made some directive and thereby gained some modicum of respect […]

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You Just G’head And Invent Sompin. We’ll Figure Out What Its For.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks understand that keedz don’t play by many rules. Soon as some other kid gets to policy number three they’re already throwing the boomerang […]

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Even Great Engineers Screw Up So Don’t Go And Think You’re So Special

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many folks have a zero tolerance policy for mistakes. That’s too bad because like a managed safety performance record it usually dictates more than a […]

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Awareness

If Only Our Loved Ones Could Die Twice

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks experience the death of their parents. They might be sitting right beside mom or dad in some quiet, foreign room or wailing pitifully […]

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Awareness

“And This Card?!” Said The MadMan “This Card Replaces People Replacing People!”

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 3 comments

Most folks think they know how credit and debit cards work. They don’t realize that every time a card is used it costs money from […]

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Awareness

Who Better To Be Looped Than You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks realize there are many ways to get to heaven. By this we refer to the list of actions under review for admittance not […]

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And Yes, I Agree We Are All More Intelligent Than Each Other

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 2 comments

Few folks think that anyone is smarter than them. These people should probably not be parents but they are and everywhere a person goes they […]

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Awareness

The Thing That Tempers My Toying With You Is That WaterBoarding Stuff

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks have been tortured. They’ve been paid squat for hard work or forced to trade hours for loot but employing everything someone has then […]

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Awareness

Like I’m The Only Person Who Is Whacked

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks know slack is the easiest thing cut. And yet few people are willing to automatically reel it out because they never got enough […]

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Don’t Keel Me. There Is A Cheaper, Better And Less Messy Way.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks are willing to make a deal. They see an opportunity to profit or to reduce risk and even smart people in this predicament […]

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Great! Three Main Personalities And Two Are Drunks!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks prepare at least somewhat for adversity. They might have a first aid kit and maybe planned how everyone will scatter or meet somewhere […]

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What I’ve Been Meaning To Say Is I’m Trapped Above This Chinese Laundry

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks think they know their place. Then, it turns out that their “place” has “changed” and they see the pony they just road in […]

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Awareness

We Gotta Climb Out Of Our Own Stories Because Does Anyone Wanna Be Trapped?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks realize they are similar to their parents. The most well adjusted beings also understand that they can be the absolute opposite of their […]

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Instead Of Constantly Taking Off Make Time To Level Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks know we can’t climb forever. Stairs, the corporate ladder and every aircraft plays by the same rule and when we feel we are […]

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And What Will We Do With Our Amazing Machine? Well, So Far We Don’t Know…

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks understand that heavier than air objects can fly. A few decades ago this was not only thought ludicrous but many people died attempting […]

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Why I Want People To Think I Am Crazy By Barry L. Williams

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks want others to think well of them. Me, not so much. Actually, I could give a rat’s petunia what other people think as […]

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$99 Saved On Eavestrough Cleaning Then BOOM Dude Hits The Ground With A Thud

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 3 comments

Many folks can see the future. They don’t call it “seeing the future” though on account of it being second nature they experience as anticipation. […]

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More Valuable Than Riches Yet None Should Be Dug For

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks understand that one good turn deserves another. Unfortunately, the same does not hold true when it comes to one bad turn deserves another […]

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Clumsy Means You’re Ahead Of Yourself. Just Stop And Take A Step Back.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many folks understand that body function drops off over time. First, we lose our ability to listen (usually around age 12) and right after it […]

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If We Couldn’t Dispose Of Dog Shit For One Hundred Thousand Years

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 3 comments

Most folks know about nuclear energy plants and how safe they are. And for the most part, these energy production facilities are in decent shape, […]

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If You Don’t Live Inside Your Head Then Quite Likely You Are Outa Here!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many folks are able to think beyond themselves. Some can even go so far as to slip out of their own body and directly into […]

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For Them Afraid Of What Might Be Said And Terrified Of What Probably Won’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 3 comments

Many folks know much more than they let on. They are not “playing stupid”. Nope, these people are allowing the restricted view of others to […]

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Awareness

And Where Is The Line-up For The Non Curious?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks appreciate knowing what is happening around them. They watch not only their own P’s and Q’s but pay attention to the letters uttered […]

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Dude For Sure Was One Strange Cat Who Meowed Until The Band Beat Bad

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 29, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks know to act within parameters. They don’t want to be caught out of line lest someone attempt to put them in their place […]

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Yer Farce Shall Be Countered Grandma Says

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most people think little about their heritage. This is unfortunate because their past has brought them to this very place that no one ought to […]

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Awareness

Now Entering Peace Nation Of “Enter Name Here” And We DO NOT Use Force. Okay?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2012
  • 7 comments

Most folks know when someone is standing too close. Different cultures have alternate distances for sure, but when extreme techniques come into play like yelling […]

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Awareness

Not Willing To Go Sideways? Okay, But You Do See What’s Straight Ahead Rat?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2012
  • 9 comments

Many people were not blessed enough to experience long play vinyl albums. These unfortunates will never know how easy it is for a record to […]

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Awareness

Even Middlemen Don’t Like Middlemen

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks want everything to cost less. They’d also like it to be here yester day and have someone carry it to the car if […]

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