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Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks. The rest will be, uh, less understandable...
acceptence

Big Mouth Plus Little Eye Equals Bigger’n You Can Chew Bites

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2015
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Many folks get sidetracked. They imagine that they are on the mainline but back a ways was a switch. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Looka Lika Sheep Butta Feela Lika Wolf

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2015
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Most folks have true colors. They have them and even they sometimes don’t know what they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Biological Tools

When Yer Problems Roll Its Good To Know How To Roll With Yer Problems

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2015
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Many folks lose their mind. They repeat I don’t know over and over while polishing their fore head for a genie. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Ancient History

Where Dude Pissed Prickly Thistles Grew

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2015
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Many folks know smarmy. They pick pockets with a nice smelling finger to yer lips saying you owe me I’ll give it back. Thank you, […]

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Ancient History

Homemade Madness

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2015
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Most folks start out young. They start young, grow old, and if they do it right, end young. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

‘Twas Still Physical Assault But In The Pleasantest Of Ways

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2015
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Most folks shake hands. They shake hands with the lord or shake’em like the devil but shaking hands is what they do. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

A Ruptured Venom Sack

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2015
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Most folks know about shit. They know that shit goes bad, south and in a hurry but they don’t realize shit’s rickabounceyness. Thank you, friend. […]

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Ancient History

All Hail To The God Of Mutter

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2015
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Most folks talk under their breath. They grumble and bitch and whine to a deity so devious that it too ignores them. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Oh The Past She Is Filled With Pattern Stories

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2015
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Most folks are copycats. They understand that their box is a cube. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking

Yes You Have Rights And You Can Wait For Them To Kick In With Hands Behind Yer Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2015
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So the big guy says to the little guy, Little guy scratch my back! Little guy scratches. Big guy kills him. Hey little gal! Big […]

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Ancient History

When He Was Down They Kicked Him Long & Hard, Right In The Mirror Neurons.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2015
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Most folks care. They hope others do too but, they don’t. Wirkin’ ona baila hey. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History

Two Point Oh Yerself Whenever You Need

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Many  folks forget about their genes. They don’t remember that their genes don’t forget about them. Ever. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Ancient History

Wait, Wait For The Third Man.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Imagine. Imagine imagining. Imagine synergy. Eye. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

If The Machine Was Rid, She Was Happy.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Many folks know about saddles. They understand that saddles mean a lot more to riders than those ridden. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History

The Hood Swallowed Up Dude’s Home

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Most folks grow. They grow and shit around them grows too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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acceptence

Learn Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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A mirror. Look in it. Squeeze out what ain’t you. Thank you, friend . Barry out.

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Critical Thinking

When Love Ain’t Reciprocal It’s Almost Funny To Watch

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Most folks appreciate. They appreciate being appreciated and when they are not, they appreciate nonappreciation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Everyday Is Yer Day Off But You Still Come In

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Most folks live life. They could easily love life but they settle for live. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History

Record Yer Littlebita Learnin’ Cause Shit Adds Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Most folks know about dairy. They understand that dairy is good for them but forget that diary is much better. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Biological Tools

His Good Shit Wasn’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Many folks try their hardest. They pull out all the stops until their goddamnedest kicks in and then they get the hell outa the way. […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Stop Thinking About Stupid Shit And Let Your Brain Work It’s Magic

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Most folks know about hearts. They understand that hearts don’t create the blood they pump yet they wait for their brain to create mind. Thank […]

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Taking Responsibility

Uh Uh. No Please. Don’t let The Saboteur Of My Life Be Me.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Most folks recognize mistakes. They witness others making them all day long but when the spotlight is turned on them they do the pity patter shuffle. […]

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Awareness

The Gestapo Were Looking For Certain People But Those People Weren’t Looking For Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2015
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Many folks know about hide and seek. They understand that if something is hidden people will seek it but if it is in plain view […]

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Critical Thinking

Craziness Is Closer Than You Think

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2015
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Many folks repeat stuff. They are getting no new garbage in so it’s the same shit over and over and out. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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It's Economics Man

Improvements At The Improving Are Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2015
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Most folks want more. They would like it delivered too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Others Stop Making You Unhappy Now Yer In A World Of Hurt

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2015
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Most folks know about joy. They understand that joy comes from within but surely doesn’t start there. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

You Sir Are Sentenced To Saving Ten Lives

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2015
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Most folks know about penitentiaries. They understand penitentiaries penalize people but they dont realize whom. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History

If People Are Talking With Sticks And Stones, You Throw In The Towel.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2015
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Many folks know about brute. They understand that brutes get things done that would not get done without brute. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

New Demons Are Tough To Fight. Better To Scrap With The Old Ones.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2015
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Most folks know about misery. They don’t know though, that misery loves company so much that it will hurt everyone to make aquaintance. Thank you, […]

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Confidence

You Gotta Try Real Hard To Stay Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2015
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Most folks are followers. They don’t want to step on anyone’s heels and that’s what you have to do to pass, no? Thank you, friend. […]

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