Author: Barry Williams

I uh, glanced at this bag. Dad. Glanced at this bag. Dad. i no u ain’t no apostraphey bag dad. R ya? Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks fib to themselves. They say my mate is not a total fucking retard or I don’t really want to strangle this cocksucker but […]

Most folks invent. They make up names, dates, and what was the next thing? Thank you, friend. Barry out. I’m using a mouse and keyboard […]

Most folks have moods. They try to keep ’em constant even if if it means staying grumpy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

We have a certain height. Weight. Color. We can change them and they do change. Our odor we kick off also changes with time. Depending […]

Most folks make mistakes. They huh and mumble something that hurts them more than all their mistakes added up. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I’m […]

Most folks know about best. They understand the good, better, best thing but what’s on special? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

He was heading nowhere fast. Beggar outran his guts. People thought he was nuts. He thought he’d outlast. But no, he was too fast. Ran […]

Many folks are hooped. They ain’t peeing in the pool no more so life’s getting all they got. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks enquire. They say why? and how come? where others say okay. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks intend. They don’t need to plan shit out cause its all in their head. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are fine. They miss dandy though and that’s the target. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks pile on. They go with the flow and if it goes sideways they turn ever so slightly away. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have an image. They don’t have a spitting image though on account of nope. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Life has a no return rule, It don’t care if you break. But go back once too often and The rule will make you wait. […]

Mama I’m sorry I was so rude. Sometimes it feels like I’m so clued Out I ain’t right and I know you Are I just […]

Most folks enjoy laughter. They just don’t want it expensed to them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You stink. You do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

These marks. These marks mean something. (these marks are the marks of intelligence.) Intelligence made these marks. It scraped it’s message through the billfolds of […]

What?! Wasn’t me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Oh please let my children love. If’n they ain’t loving then please let them live long enough to learn to love living. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks have sad stories. They tell them to them selves every day & some even write ’em on their skin. Thank you, friend. Barry […]