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Consider Me Fucked

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Most folks make mistakes. They huh and mumble something that hurts them more than all their mistakes added up. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I’m […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Ignorance Lives And Often Grows In Yer System

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Perhaps your fingers don’t work like they once did. Maybe your memory grows weak. Like your gait ain’t as straight as straight is straight. And […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

You Can Die And Not Be Dead

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Most folks change. They stop acting like the person they were and start acting like someone they were not. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Hahwhyen Flyin School

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Most folks know about best. They understand the good, better, best thing but what’s on special? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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He Had A Slack Jaw Blank Stare Look About ‘Im

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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He was heading nowhere fast. Beggar outran his guts. People thought he was nuts. He thought he’d outlast. But no, he was too fast. Ran […]

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When Yer Genes Are Clean Take ‘Em Out The Washer

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Many folks are hooped. They ain’t peeing in the pool no more so life’s getting all they got. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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On Three We Get Paranoid. Okay…? One… Two…

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Many folks enquire. They say why? and how come? where others say okay. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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And Time Loved To Kibosh Plans Not Brought To Life Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Most folks intend. They don’t need to plan shit out cause its all in their head. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Everyone Wanted To Be In Control But How In The Hail To Get There?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Most folks are fine. They miss dandy though and that’s the target. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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When The Bottom Dropped Out It Was Plain To See Our Bottom Was Another Top

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Most folks pile on. They go with the flow and if it goes sideways they turn ever so slightly away. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Now Bang Yer Head On This Plateau So You Know Where You Stand

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Many folks strive. They try and fail and try not to fail and some fail trying so hard not to fail. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Disaster Must Be Struck Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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HOLY JESUS! GOD NO! LORD SAVE US! SONOFABASTARD! WHUTTHEFUCK?!! All methods of saying Time to get down to brass tacks. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ahma Make You Lak Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Most folks have an image. They don’t have a spitting image though on account of nope. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Then This Mood As Brilliant As The Sun Would Flyaway Like The Wind

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Life has a no return rule, It don’t care if you break. But go back once too often and The rule will make you wait. […]

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Mama Don’t Pass ‘Til You Check With Me First

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Mama I’m sorry I was so rude. Sometimes it feels like I’m so clued Out I ain’t right and I know you Are I just […]

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Kickin’ Chickens Across The Road

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2015
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Most folks enjoy laughter. They just don’t want it expensed to them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Good Relationships Are Maintained With Spit And Polish. More Spit Than Polish.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2015
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Most folks profess their love. They forget to mention the conditions for that love though, on account of there being so many. Thank you, friend. […]

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Thinking Of Relationships Makes ‘Em

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2015
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You stink. You do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Buddy I Got A Ways Aheada You

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2015
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These marks. These marks mean something. (these marks are the marks of intelligence.) Intelligence made these marks. It scraped it’s message through the billfolds of […]

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If Hell Had A Smell Dude Could Mimic It Well

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2015
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What?! Wasn’t me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The God Of Reeskitall Was Dude’s Kind Of God

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2015
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Oh please let my children love. If’n they ain’t loving then please let them live long enough to learn to love living. Thank you, friend. […]

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Default Or Her Fault. Dude Couldn’t Choose One For The Other.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2015
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Most folks have sad stories. They tell them to them selves every day & some even write ’em on their skin. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Your Reality, My Reality, Ain’t Reality.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2015
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My, how shit does change! You imagine shit changing and changing “them” with it but shit don’t change like that. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Oh Buddy, You Need Contrast!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2015
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Most folks have not been kicked in the nackers. They therefore have zero idea how it feels to have their arse wrapped around their tongue […]

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The Guy Who Could Be Made Mad About Nothing

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2015
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T’wasn’t Jesus. Wasn’t Ghandi. Wasn’t Big M The Great. No, these dudes all got angry and we suffered their fate. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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You Don’t Know What You Were Thinking Cause That You Is In Yer Soul Tunnel

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2015
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Three hundred. Maybe three thousand. More personalities than clothes. All hanging on yer poor little frame. No wonder yer back aches. And yer head spins. […]

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Then For Some Reason No One Knows, Evolution Favored Grumpy People.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2015
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Chaos is normal. Putting shit back where you found it, is not. Mom. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Walter, Yer Still Dead.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2015
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You died Walter. Gave yer life to the lord ‘n At beggar made you puke up Black shit through the Last daze of yer life. […]

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It Was Procrastination’s Hand On His Shoulder Saying Sit Down Pal, Sit Down.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2015
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Most folks are on time. They are on time on account of time being THE thing to be on. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Then They Killed Each Other Over Sports Teams Or Gods

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2015
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Most folks worship. They worship movie stars, fashion trends and invisible ideas. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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