Bad Cop Bad Cop

The kid was lying.

Plain as day.

The kid’s a liar but

Hey, hey, hey…

Hold on a minute.

Momma lies too.

Papa lies and baby lies

Lying little coo.

Whatcha gonna do?

Lie on with the liars?

Tuck in like the friars?

Say we’ll sell then buyer?

Aren’t cha getting tired?

Fraid ya might get fired?

Or maybe get retired?

Pension like it never ends.

You lie about that too.

Goddamn boys in blue.

Once was safe for you.

Now you know you’re through.

Better gum that shoe

And scat.