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Blessings Of The Ages

Steg & Ography

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2025
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Buddy knew hush hush. To keep his pie hole closed. He knew KYMS, keep your mouth shut. Be stoic and be composed. Never let your […]

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Dragging The Future Into The Past

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2024
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Buddy knew the present Was a number on a clock. And he knew the other numbers Worked together round the not Today and no tomorrow […]

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What Are You Doing Here?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 6, 2024
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Buddy was stuck in the moment. It would not allow him escape. But he struggled on, far into the future No matter how much time […]

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When God Comes To Your Town

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 6, 2024
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Buddy didn’t recognize God At first. Played a couple games with God. Let God win, at worst. Did not feel the need to curse. No, […]

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The Evil Overcomer

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 25, 2024
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Buddy knew shit goes From bad to worse. He knew shitty luck Was a goddamn curse. But it wasn’t as bad As that ride in […]

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Da Fam

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2021
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Born into a good fam-lee? That’s good. That’s great. But hold on, wait… Born into a bad fam-lee? That’s sad. Be glad. Because you have […]

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Without This, It’s The Same Shit Every Day.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 25, 2020
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He didn’t know he didn’t know And his not knowing didn’t matter. He would know he didn’t know In God’s good time. For now, he […]

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Back When We Had Best Friends

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 31, 2020
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We fought like hell but knew damn well We had each other’s back. It might be scratched from a Yes lost match but We had […]

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My Friend I Need Burned Me Sof Ucking Bad

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2020
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Holy shit! When will I learn?! That the very reason you exist Is to nuture and to burn me? To throat lean hard’n learn me? […]

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If You’re Already Sleeping And You Fall Asleep

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2019
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Shook a million hands. Looked into a million eyes. Always worked with what was there. Never questioned why. Didn’t even try. To figure out, you […]

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All My Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2019
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All my life I’ve waited on people. Waited on men. Waited on men. Waited on my Mother Who waited on men. She brought up / […]

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The Inventors Of Gods Can Fix The Climate

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2019
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He turned to the East. And it was east. He turned to the West And it was west. Then he stopped right there. Said make […]

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They Cannot Stress Enough

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2019
  • 2 comments

Work so hard. Gotta pay that rent. Nevermind your insides Or how rent makes them bent. Wake up artificially. Alarm, alarm, alarm! Knocking back a […]

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Mister Man Reflects, Can You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2018
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He yelled at his kids. Smacked ’em on the rump. Warned them if they misbehave There’d be another thumping. He yelled too much and He […]

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Aquired Intelligence Deficiency

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2018
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You think you are smart. But you’re not. You think there’s more to get. So it’s got You. It’s illusion. The confusion. Of diffusion. Gotcha […]

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Upon Realizing Your Trap, Stay Calm, Relax.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2018
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You went for the easy food! Stepped on that switch. Life came on in on you. Son-of-a-bitch! You hurt your snout a bit. Tryin’ to […]

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Petting Sharks

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 8, 2018
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A memory is fine. It can help you unwind The troubles encountered yesterday. The good stuff, You can add to. But when you add up […]

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The Best Right Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2018
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Ya gotta group of days anda Group of ways A day might Just get better. There’s a vacuum seal, It’s really no big deal. Cause […]

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Doing Hard Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 27, 2018
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It was a bad situation. All of creation Had stymied elation and Led to tough shit piling up. She had had enough. The going was […]

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When You Change, The Universe Changes.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2018
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You ain’t been down this street. Not if you changed your mind. See, the street you left by Not throwing that right. Is a street […]

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They Once Asked What Got Into Him But They Should Have Been Asking Who

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2018
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Exactly!

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The Politics Of Puking

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2017
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Say no and no and no and no. Say it walking to and fro. Say it because you know yes means go. And go doesn’t […]

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Looking Up Is Not Advised During Shitstorms

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2017
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You don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. You don’t skin your knee and flail about. You don’t holla Wolf Sir! Looking like ya […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Purpose Of Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
  • 1 comment

If you ask what is the purpose of life You’re already on it. Barry

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I Know You Fucking Told Me So

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2017
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  Life has a boot. A great, big boot. And life will walk right on ya. Now, if you scoot and Give a hoot then […]

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If Yer Gonna Hit The Ditch, Slow Down.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2017
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  There’s a rule and it’s made of gold. It’s a hellova thing to behold. Once it’s gotya Don’t get caughtya Striking off on your […]

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LyanStein

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2017
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You’ve been told How things are. Now you know they’ve Gone too far. Barry

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They Were Children And Kids Who Got Bigger

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2017
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Oh, Grow Up! Mother would shout. You don’t know what you’re talking about! You, smirking like that…! You should get a smack…! Just try and […]

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Unproductive Extrapolation

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2017
  • 1 comment

  Let’s say your world falls apart. A couple of times a year. Would you hang your hat from the highest tree? Or would you […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Some Folks Get God And Other Folks, They Get Cancer.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2017
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  Life is a pantry. Filled or not filled. It’s shelves can be loaded Or everything spilled on The floor and the door The damn […]

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