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Blessings Of The Ages

Nat’s Whut Change Muh Laf

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2016
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Got a question fer ya sir. Maybe ya seen dat mirror. You are not sir in a furor Keepin shit clean maybe cleaner. Maybe hiding […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

While Gods Sleep

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 4, 2016
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It’s big and small and Through out y’all And too tiny And huge To see. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Machines Weren’t Talking

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2016
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Mister Compressor, what you say? Mister Grinder wants to play? He wants to tear across my leg? He wants me howlin OH MAN, FRIG!? He […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Perseverence

Why Every Improvement Comes Wrapped In Turd

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2016
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The first thing that happened was shit. Shit happened. Shit got in everything. And whether you want or don’t want shit You are gonna hafta […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Dense Is A Human Forrest

Pretend That Hell Is Real

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2016
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Sittin’ ducks in a truck. Sittin’ ducks in a truck on fire. Why them ducks wait down to the wire? Hot ducks see that the […]

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Assholes Annonymous Blessings Of The Ages

Lordy, How They Loved Them Some Bacon!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2016
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There were pigs downstairs and In the next room and the Whole garage was fulla Them too and it was Pigs in the morning, Night […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Let’s Say The Road Curves And You Don’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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When circumstances change, you change. When circumstances change, you change. YOU CHANGE! YOU CHANGE! Circumstances have done their part. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages Caring

Ya Better Bring Moar Than Loot

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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Two shits was all dude wanted. For somebody else to give. Emotional bloody bank accounts Livin’ like people live. C’mon make a deposit! And another […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

If You Don’t Know Same Shit Different Pile, You Just Don’t Know Shit.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2016
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Dude wished to wake up different. Better than his stupid old self. But he had so little to work with. Most of him still on […]

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Blessings Of The Ages It's Economics Man

Lord If You Were Here I Would Kiss You

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2016
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Life has a funny way of happening. Usually when you think it’s not. But life happens constantly alla a time. And it asks for your […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Payback Don’t Hafta Be A Bitch

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 20, 2016
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Things look different from The other side. Even if that side’s The same. The background’s different. The sun’s higher inna sky. But pointing it out […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Jesus Don’t Swim In Cold Water

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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Man we are stupid. Hangin’ on this floor. Danglin’ ona rough deck. Horror on horror. Muted explosions. Tiny screams with big meanings. Wrenching the elephant […]

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Assholes Annonymous Blessings Of The Ages

Oh To Be Friends With Unhappiness

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2016
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Happy all the time isn’t happy. It’s sad. And happy all the time isn’t better. It’s bad. Cause happy needs contrast to really be had. […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Sumbitch Pump Inna Sink Naw

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2016
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Water by the bucket. Back when shit was free. Doan save some for primin’. Lordy, lord. Fuck thee. Back when shit was free. Thank you, […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Yes Some Seeds Are Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2016
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Don’t hit people and don’t yell At folks or animals unless They’re about to attack And don’t make folks Listen to your regrets Cause you’ll […]

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Assholes Annonymous Blessings Of The Ages

Evil Don’t Do Mirrors

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 12, 2016
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If only, papa said. Made him out loud say it cause It rattle tattled in his head. If only, papa said. If only, caused him […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Why You’re An Asshole Doesn’t Matter

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 12, 2016
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Hit the one whom Sticks it’s head up. Where and when Makes no difference. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

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Assholes Annonymous Blessings Of The Ages

What If You Could Stand For Something?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 12, 2016
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You could stand for happiness. For hope. For love. You could stand for a doubling Of the above and be glad That sadness and loneliness […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

How To Add Shit Up Without Shit Adding Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2016
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I said halt! Who goes there?! No one halted Or was there But me, I still paid attention. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages

When Appreciation Comes

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 6, 2016
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Jesus words can be sweet. And filling. In huge blanks of no man’s Land where no one matters And nobody cares enough to Offer a […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Repetition Effortlessly Creates Insanity

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2016
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Say it again Sam! Was what they said. Over ‘n over ‘n over! So Sam he said it. Many different ways. While the crowds called […]

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Blessings Of The Ages It's Economics Man

If You Don’t Make It You Ain’t Gonna Make It

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2016
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Pretend today isa whore. Pretend today wants more. Pretend today can’t get enough Don’t give her she’ll be Out that door. So quick you’re headle […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Dude’s Daddy Was A Spanker And Daddy Spanked With His Boots

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 29, 2016
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There was no room for disagreement. Retarded was in the game. No matter how you played it The ending remained the same. You don’t talk […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Can’t Remember The Future? You’re Screwed!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 27, 2016
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Plan. Work it. Go your way. Stay out the way so You can notice. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages It's All About Contrast

For Those Unwilling To Act Their Age

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 18, 2016
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A five dollar card in a garbage can. Betcha that can wasn’t in the plan When the five dollar bill switched hands. Uh Uh. *** […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

The Future Cannot Be Saved

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2016
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Aim toward something. Doesn’t mean you’ll hit it. Think you’re headed for the entrance? At sign there says exit. You’re in the wrong lane. Moocho […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Critical Thinking

The Cost Of Wisdom Is Utter Stupidity

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2016
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Maybe you were born smart. Smarten up, you never heard. Maybe born with your mistakes made. Maybe never a discouraging word. Or maybe you were […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Don’t Think About Being Your Own Bah Bah Boss

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2016
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You ain’t smart enough. Or tough enough. To take the guff When they call your bluff Someone wants to see the boss. That takes some […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Stop Trying To Change And Go ‘Round Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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People have been scared silly. And afraid to speak their mind. But few have ever been frightened enough To look behind unwind. There’s a tension […]

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acceptence Blessings Of The Ages

Could Ya Warn A Pal The Cost Of Wisdom?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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You must be a stupid bitch/bastard. You keep to yourself. It’s not you who saves the day. Must be some damn elf. No one needs […]

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