Category: Crazy Stuff I Still Can’t Prove

I said blue was my favorite color but I was wrong man, I was wrong. I said you and I would always be together but […]

She hit her baby in the mouth Witha big piece of dirt. Kinda shaped like a carrot. That dirt musta hurt becausa Kid made a […]

He said let there be light And sparked up a candle. Then swung cat away From his moon. And though there was light Cat was […]

Dude was beside himself with fear. Fear of being alone. But as soon as he remembered that He was also him, The fear, for now, […]

You are a spy. Do you believe that I perceive otherwise? I spy two. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

No one’s going to buy an eight Dollar piece of thickened paper. What’d think they’re nuts?! You think they’re deep in ruts? You think they’ve […]

He was hot to listen to. His gaze was hard. And he spoke real slow On full re-tard. He looked away but Right around and […]

Joe’s angry but he don’t look it. Laura didn’t buy her house. And here Loser Larry barks real loud But at home El El is […]

A whistle came out That was never really in and the whistle seemed bent on The base of his chin. But, try as they might […]

A yo-yo. A string. A finger and flinger. Boredom and Gods. At work. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

You have a job to do. This job is up to you. And apparently your poo Doesn’t stink there. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Maybe check your pockets Cause pockets can’t think. Even though they hide lotsa shit in a blink Of the eyes that Apparently they don’t have. Thank […]

You know me. You an me friends. Together once. Now again. Like you sayin’. Just me prayin’. Y’all come back, y’hear? Thank you, friend. Barry […]

You’re behind in your bills. There’s no talk of frills. Life has no thrills ‘Cept dodging shills Who try to drain your will. Drain it […]

Oh high! Okay don’t say hi. A person don’t know why They bother say high. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Gee this not now. Mean holy cow! Ain’t good and how. Easy to foul. Eagle not owl. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Lance Armstrong is a winner. Lance Armstrong at his best. If you don’t do like Armstrong does You finish with the rest. Thank you, friend. […]

Damn I wish I hadn’t said that. Shoulda said this… If I wasn’t such an arsehole I wouldn’t enjoy the kiss Of death. It’s breath…! […]