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Category: Crazy Stuff I Still Can’t Prove

Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

It’s Nice People Only At The Top. They Don’t Do Grunting And Groaning.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Nothin’ to complain about. No complainers here in heaven. We’ll,  there is but they don’t stay long Cause heaven is a no bitch zone, bitch […]

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When Gods Shape

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2015
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Listen. You will hear it. You’ll hear the sound of the tracks. Hear and relax. It’s the sound of the tracks. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Cool People Aren’t Cool They’re Freezing

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2015
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You can come alive. You can wake. You can slip through their grasp if you bake. But say you don’t. Say you won’t. Then these […]

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If Someone Was Purposefully Fucking With Dude, They Were, They Were, They Were.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2015
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Most folks know about obstacles. They understand that obstacles stand between them and everything else but they overlook the space between obstacles.  Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Ah’ll Tell You Somethin’ You Ain’t Never Seen!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Most folks tell stories. They might be a bear in a fable but they didn’t break no chair. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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You Don’t Wanna Be Full In Heaven Cause Then There’s Nothin’ To Eat

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2015
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Most folks take for granted. They breathe easy as if breathing was and always will be easy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Keep The Dogs Going Around Yer Compound. Don’t Ever Let’em Stop.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2015
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Something is saving yer ass. Is it luck if it is it won’t last. Is it timing, good looks, Are you cooking the books? Cause […]

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Shit’s Small

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2015
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Oh the start of things is little. Little by little by little. You can hardly see the start at all! So small. The start of […]

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Reality Is Created By Accident And On Purpose

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2015
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Many folks know what is. They understand that what is is and what isn’t is in the works. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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‘Twas Still Physical Assault But In The Pleasantest Of Ways

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2015
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Most folks shake hands. They shake hands with the lord or shake’em like the devil but shaking hands is what they do. Thank you, friend. […]

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Stop Thinking About Stupid Shit And Let Your Brain Work It’s Magic

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Most folks know about hearts. They understand that hearts don’t create the blood they pump yet they wait for their brain to create mind. Thank […]

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They Found The Biggest Mountain Could Be Undermined, One Teeny Rock At A Time.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2015
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Most folks stop thinking. They imagine they are saving brain power but brain power is no good saved. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Of Course Life Will Stop You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2015
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Most folks try hard. They don’t try harder than anyone else though cause shh, the guards are watching. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Balconies You Can Pee From

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2015
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Just outside yer gait. That great big can’t wait gait. There lies a dragon I ain’t lion. A dragon with its fight on. Thank you, […]

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The Lord Found Ways To Fuck With Dude

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2015
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Most folks have friends. They expect those buds to be the last people to shit on them but if’n they ain’t pals then ya, go […]

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Paydays Need Loans Like Oil Fires Need Water

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2015
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There is a before the beginning. Conditions perfect. The thing starts. Write yer time down y’all! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Back To Normally Fantastic

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 11, 2015
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There’s this place just past perfect Where things have never been The shat is knee high deep there and The stank is mighty mean. People […]

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Little Flies Need In Yer Eyes. Don’t. You. Want. Some?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2015
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Most folks are awake. They include being in a trance awake though on accounta counting blank stares. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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If You Are Driven To Work It Ain’t Work

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2015
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Most folks know about jobs. They understand that jobs must be done in too little time with no resources and jobsters soon learn that jobs […]

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Screw Disappointment, Go Straight To Hell.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Most folks have broken promises. They broke them as they were making them then slipped on their breakage and broke more stuff. Thank you, friend. […]

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Piece A Pipe Hangin’ Down. He Bang His Head. Not Once But Thrice!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2015
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Oh you don’t know. What you don’t know. Cause if you did know what You can’t know then by lawdy you would know. Thank you, […]

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You Said I Could. You Said I Could! You Sure As Hell Said. I. Could!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2015
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People that take permission need permission. Need it like a dancing monkey needs an organ grinder. They’ll get yer permission to take yer permission away […]

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When Shit Gets On Yer Socks It’s Deep, Too Deep.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2015
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Most folks have a go. They don’t usually have more than just the one go though on accounta A Single Strike Yout. Thank you, friend. […]

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Real Yer Not. Unreal You Are.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2015
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Most folks were children. They don’t remember being children though, which causes them to treat children like them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Justa Puttin’ More Epi Into Epigenetics

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2015
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Most folks add value. They are no good at collecting so they pay their way. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Insane Is A Place To Visit, Not To Hang Yer Hat.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2015
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Most folks lose stuff. They lose it then find it only to find that they’ve lost it again. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Say We Ran Outa ‘lectricity

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 10, 2015
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Oh mah god. The shit that would disappear… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Frustration Diminishes Exponentially

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2015
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Most folks learn. They forget just about as fast though and only the learning is remembered. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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When Dude Was Called A Bad Boy He Didn’t Feel Like Being Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2015
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Most folks guess. They guess they will say this which they guess will cause that and they do all this guessing without seeing if it […]

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Okay NOW I’m Not Afraid

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2015
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Most folks leave shit unlocked. They were there to protect it now they’re not and they’ll be galldanged if someone else snags it. Thank you, […]

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