Category: Crazy Stuff I Still Can’t Prove

Most folks know about breathing. They breath as much as they need to to maintain life and anything beyond that is heavy breathing. Thank you, […]

Most folks apologize. They did something on purpose which now serves a different purpose. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

We wait to be told what to do. Where to go, how to sit, When to poo. When to eat, when to sleep and Even […]

Most folks have sad stories. They pack up their troubles in their old kit bag and every friggin day that bag gets heavier until one […]

Most folks know about close. They understand close calls and close to extreme but close, the Real Close, ain’t close, it’s IN. Thank you, friend. […]

There is this place Where pain is like gravy. In the country of Poutine. And pain, as it likes, Sticks to places it delights. Tween […]

Most folks enjoy sports. They know games can’t be fixed on account of most of the players being guys who could not fix a faucet. […]

Special you are not. Get under yerself kid. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about No U-Turn signs. They understand that if someone is watching or if they don’t need to turn there, No U-Turn signs […]

Most folks guess. They guess they’ll go home or wait a minute but they forget, it’s only a guess. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Does shit stick to yer fur? Does rabies stick to yers? Fack off motherfacker! Fack off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks leave a mark. They at some point gain wisdom and however much they gain they hand it over. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks pretend. They pretend a certificate makes a marraige or a license makes a driver and they pretend that’s okay. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Most folks gamble. They toss their die and if the toss is good, no one will know they took a chance. Thank you, fiend. Barry […]

Most folks have ways. They have ways of seeing things, doing things, and ignoring things. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks believe in nothing. They leave the creation of life to those whom DO believe which often gives them something to disbelieve. Thank you, […]

Many folks know location. They understand that non local means not here even if it seems they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks measure. They want to know the extent of reality so they can also extend. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Hah! You fucking bastards are one step removed. Feeling life through a wallet. That ain’t life you feel you wallet feeler, it’s life feeling back […]

Most folks puke. They puke words, dreams and gut contents but get a pail ready, they puke. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have been bullied. They didged and dodged but no matter what they did, the thorn stayed stuck in their side. Thank you, friend. […]

Fasten yer goddam seatbelt! A helmet wouldn’t hurt. But that won’t stop yer memories from calling you a jerk. You hurt you jerk you hurt. […]

Fuck you Wes. Don’t try to say you didn’t know. Thank you, friend Barry out.

Most folks know about television. They forget though, that tele is telling them everything and their vision is not their vision. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Most folks need air. They may get claustrophobic at times but they know the remedy is to  fill their lungs with freshness. Thank you, friend. […]