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Don't Copy This Self

The Good Guys Are Bad But The Bad Guys Are Badest

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 30, 2025
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Buddy knew about epigenetics. That the outside could come in. And the inside went all out. To come right back in again. A taurus of […]

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Pain, Pain, Paying With Pain.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2024
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Buddy knew about currency. About hurry ‘n see. About shit so clear, it’s see-through. And to see it through He had to choose to do […]

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Mauly Don’t Go

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2024
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Buddy knew a second Was a fleet in time. He knew there was a forward And a fast rewind. But push a button back That […]

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Two Dogs Fucking

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 4, 2024
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Buddy knew shat had Hit the fan. He began to notice and Be goddamned, The shit was water. Plain, old water. Fucking up a calm […]

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Friction Fabricators

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2024
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Buddy knew shit was tough out there But don’t you dare Add to it. Get with the program. Give a goddamn And please stop all […]

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The Sick You Make Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2024
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Buddy knew goddamn well There was a plan. And he might be the last to know it. It needn’t be complicated, Rash, or too bold […]

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Remember Remembering

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2024
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Buddy thought he thought. But thinking was planting And he was in reaping The thoughts as they started to grow. Row upon row upon you […]

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You Won’t Miss Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2023
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Buddy was quiet, solemn and sad. Buddy was the worst guest ever had. Hated tradition, his inhibitions Came full circle. Tradition was hurtful. Buddy was […]

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Buddy Was Willing To Suffer The Consequences Of His Error

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 8, 2023
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Jesus Christ Wasn’t always right. He fucked up from time to time. Oh, not this time And not that time But Buddy wasn’t lying. Those […]

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Beware The Transposable Element Brigade

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2023
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Buddy heard the same shit Over and over. None of it made any sense. For Buddy, there weren’t no fence To sit on or be […]

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If You Won’t Hold Your Horses, Who Will?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 3, 2023
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Buddy hilled up them beans. Piled them into an issue. Buddy now needed a tissue. Clear those tears from his eyes. Prayers topped off with […]

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Hanging With The Humble Ones

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 1, 2023
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Buddy, he thought about his ego. What it was and was he in it? Could he see or maybe spin it? And, just where was […]

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I’ve Got The Poison In Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 17, 2023
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No one shoots a bullet. They shoot a gun. Their shooting is behooving Of another action That gains them traction At a distance. Resistance Is […]

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Mom, I’m Sick. I Gotta School Ache.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2023
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Maybe I wasn’t feeling all that great. Maybe was a test I could not relate. Maybe was a test I could not partake. Maybe Barry […]

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When The Past Comes Back To Hint You

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2022
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Buddy! He said. I remember you. You were the guy whom did not screw Me, as a customer, So long ago. And me? I remember, […]

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When Your Mark & Mine Disappears

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2022
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This footprint was And just because It was. It wasn’t necessary. In fact it was not jerry said. It’s i saw this, and, Truth be […]

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Plasmastic Dreams

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2022
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Oh man, you said some shit. You said some shit last night. Some of it was right. Some was outa sight. Some was not so […]

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Reality Is A One Horse Town

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 7, 2022
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So you think you know How the big life goes But you haven’t stuck your toe in the water? Maybe you knew but forgotten. Shit […]

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Pen Pals

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2022
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They were trapped alright. And they were packed in tight. They fought a growing fright Until the fading light Was all but gone. Now even […]

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They Had A Big Light

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 18, 2022
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So bright the fright That any light shadowed The dark to come. Like light had come undone. Broke into only one. One avenue broke into […]

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How Dare You!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2022
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His skin was like paper. All thin and white. Hesitant to speak lest He speak the not right. What if you disagree? Wouldn’t he Be […]

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Stupid Don’t Feel Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2022
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Let’s say you are a brain surgeon. And you don’t have no brain. What you gonna do when they find out? Nothing like brainless pain. […]

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They’re All Barbeque Chips

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2022
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He wouldn’t take the chip On their first damn try. But six jabs later He began to ask why. Why would he lineup And bare […]

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The Opportunity Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2021
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Blind as a bat. To risk and all that. Buddy went head first. Hard til his dreams burst. Thought he was so cursed But Buddy […]

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R U FKNG NUTS

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2021
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There’s an old guy down by the railroad tracks. Not big on manners and the old boy lacks The type of piece of mind thats […]

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Add Yourself

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2021
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There was no point. No point to start from and No point to reward A listener for their Wee bitta tension. See, tension has its […]

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Fooler Mom

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 25, 2021
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Bitch you really got me good. Hood winked me every time you could. I dangled there like you knew I would. I slew all your […]

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Wise Ways

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 23, 2021
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A trap he saw Where none exists So he tread lightly In starts and fits. Courage now, he must resist Running to beat high heaven. […]

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They Made The Neighbors Squeal

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 16, 2021
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Dial six one one and Call someone. The neighbors having visits. They don’t know what it is. They just know that this is A time […]

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Instead Of Someone More

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2021
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Don’t stop me man. Because i can Not be stopped.

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