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Don't Copy This Self

Life Lived Forward. Lessons Learned Backwards.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2020
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History happens. Then we look at it. Shit happens. Then we smell it. You get burned. Then you feel it. If you’re stuck in the […]

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When You Whip Your Head Around, The Sound It Makes.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 1, 2020
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Oh happy day at the circus! Got clowns and clowns and clowns. Take you for some scary rides. Giggle if you sick. Frightened you maybe […]

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Real Is As Real Does

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2020
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You are an ass. Argue if you want. That’s what asses do. Arguing asses flaunt Their zest for life. Their endless fright. Need to be […]

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If You Try To Kill My Mudder

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 7, 2019
  • 2 comments

You fuck. You shit. You fucking jerk! You could not live with her not hurt? You have to flex your power. Send zombies to devour […]

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Born Unnatural Liars

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 26, 2019
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To grass, no… isn’t greener. In fact it’s waay obscener. Than just fibbing to yourself. Your self esteem will melt Into their cauldron. You’ll be […]

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Plead Innocent

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2019
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Jesus christ Barry! What’d you do? Think shit through! Why don’t you… ?! Oooh ooh ooh! Jesus christ, you! You little shit! Now you’ve done […]

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All Hail The Getalongers!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2019
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He wouldn’t say shit If his mouth was full of it. Promoted, promoting. Can’t do his own thing. Why dear lord is he not on […]

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Why… Mister Always Promoting?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2019
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Something about your pie hole. Continuously flapping. Cupping strange feet way in said hole. Can’t stop it from happening. Braggart for others. Makin’ their mothers […]

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Night Terrors

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2019
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He thought it was the booze When the sun went down But the damn trouble started Once the booze was gone. Nothing now to blame […]

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Real As Jesus

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 7, 2019
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If I swears to God Dat me an’ A-rod. Is off dah dope… Cause we say nope. To swangin’ rope. Like Lance Armstrong. When shits […]

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Hello Revealer

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2018
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You can’t act natural Cause you’re not. There’s a great big screen for fake And you’re caught In it, so you struggle. You wiggle. You […]

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The Devil’s In The Wee Tales

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 24, 2018
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Mama, she loves me. Wouldn’t hurt me none. She tells me, your Papa, Look what he has done. He cursed you. He hit you. Chased […]

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When The King Changes His Name

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2018
  • 2 comments

His annointing through pointing Was not to be questioned and No body mentioned that He was fat. And a slow turd. Never was that ever […]

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Murder By Suicide

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2018
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It was a one person show. With nowhere to go Said look out below And wouldn’t ya know Before they said slow Slow it all […]

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Yo Painshun Ain’t No Fun

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2018
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Brother, you on the big slide. You denied That you fried Yo chances Like ants in Yo pants an Dey bite man! You run man […]

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Interpreting Boolshat

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 12, 2018
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Yesterday, you fell flat on your face. Today you’re stinking up the place. Tomorrow’s filled with big disgrace. What’s a po’ boi to do? Maybe […]

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Keep Your Hands To Your Side When Handed Garbage

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2018
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You got a red car boy And selfish galore. Got some crazy damn thinkin’, You do. And if the world weren’t so weird. Lettin’ crazy […]

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If You’re Cynical And You Know It, Raise Your Hands!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2018
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They all just sat there. No one did a thing. They’d seen this shit before. Numbers were up. Waiting to be called. Someone settling some […]

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Attraction, Affection, Attachment: Call It Love!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2018
  • 1 comment

She was angry. Disgusted. Wanted him busted in a Thousand million pieces as Hostilities increase he says All this money on lawyers Drawn out and […]

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When They Say Your Name Then Something

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 7, 2018
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What did you mean by that?! Sonofabitch, take that back! You want another smack?! Mister, you watch that yap! Blah blah did this. Ya ya […]

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The Throwers Of Quill

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
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Shit came out her eyes and nose. Tiny veins wrapped with pantyhose Couldn’t contain the poison, so… She hissed instead of speaking. You couldn’t help […]

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Coming Full Circle You Goddamn Square?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 7, 2017
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  Man, you learn fast! Too fast to note. Future gonna get your bloody goat. Watch where you step. Don’t step out. Every damn swing […]

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