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Thin Air: The Main Ingredient Of Love

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 7, 2015
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Most folks have emotions. They sometimes control their emotions while at other times their emotions control them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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New Demons Are Tough To Fight. Better To Scrap With The Old Ones.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2015
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Most folks know about misery. They don’t know though, that misery loves company so much that it will hurt everyone to make aquaintance. Thank you, […]

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Your Lord Will Gladly Guide The Way So Hopefully You Have One

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  • July 19, 2015
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Many folks are spacially unaware. They know that they will not fit in those jeans but they try and they know that spit flies, just […]

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Before Long The Krypteia Didn’t Have To Kill, They Just Changed The Odd Person’s Mind.

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  • July 19, 2015
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Most folks know about clubs. They understand that all clubs need members but not all members need clubs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Birthdays By The Scamload

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  • July 19, 2015
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Most folks have a birthday. They understand it only comes once a year which leaves a shitpile of unbirthdays. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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It Was Tough To Notice Who Was Fucked Up Cause Everyone Was Fucked Up

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  • July 13, 2015
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Many folks know about soma. They understand that if contrast is kept low, bickering will also be low, as above desires. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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All Pigs Wear Lipstick. That’s Why No One Knows They Do.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 1, 2015
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Many folks know about problems. They understand that the main problem provides fertile soil for baby problems to grow and before anyone can say “why me?” […]

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He Said Tell Me Again In Boozeman Terms

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Most folks have a lingo. They often say what they mean in round about ways making dizzy listening more likely. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Way. Shit Is A Certain Way. Way.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2015
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Most folks get disappointed. They wanted. They wanted and forgot that shit don’t care one iota what they want. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Shit Turns. Can You Take A Corner Now?

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  • June 24, 2015
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Most folks know what to do. They could do it in their sleep and often do which is why they’re played out. Thank you, friend. […]

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Seeing The Future Sucks

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2015
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Yer going too fast for this corner. Yer not going to make it. You left ten, ten, ten minutes late! Now yer not gonna make it. […]

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Struggle Bitch

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  • June 21, 2015
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Most folks have gumption. They have no idea how much they’ve used or how much they have left though on account of never picking that […]

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Mine Got, How Eye Wish Ta-Ta-Time Was On My Side

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2015
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Most folks are affected. They don’t know how much or by whom though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Quick Cowboy Food Saves The Day

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  • June 10, 2015
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Most folks have an imagination. They don’t have to eat it though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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So You Don’t Like Where You Came From

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2015
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Misogynist is a word. Just sayin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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When You See Good Say So

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2015
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Most folks complain. They whine & bitch at every turn but will they compliment no they won’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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When Yer Ma Don’t Know You, You Better Know Yerself.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2015
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Swimmin in hurtin high water. Takin more shit than I oughta. Takin not wantin but gotta. Do it for fadder and mudda. Cause I cain’t. […]

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Today Will Steal Your Entire Life

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  • May 18, 2015
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Most folks get angry. They try not to stay angry though, on account of angry let inside won’t leave. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Marry Someone Stronger Than You. They Can Carry Their Weight Then Sum.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2015
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Ah sir… couldya spare some change? Ah sir… you don’t got know change? Hola sir, here. Have some change! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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On Crack Or Falling In. Welcome To You Choose.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2015
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Most folks agree with torture. They will hang from their thumbs all day long but string their mamas or children along and now them is […]

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Who Fucked You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Yer hands are tied. Yer feet are bound. You got no choice, Yer going down. But if they ain’t… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Two Angrys Don’t Cancel Out

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  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks get pissed. They get pissed then before long pissed off and and being off now they can’t get on. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Love Re-examined

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 8, 2015
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Love like water cuts to the chase. Love will not wait. Love isn’t straight. Love ain’t no gate you can swing on. Love’ll gouge yer […]

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Writing Is Not Easy For Me & I Believe That Is A Good Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 20, 2010
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I am writing an article on employing humor in business today and like every story I’ve ever written, I find it hard to do. Many […]

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