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You Ain't The Bossamee

The Law Of Addtrition

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2025
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Buddy knew better than to fool with The Plan. Just because he wants to, that don’t mean he can. You jump in the car You’re […]

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Why, My Guy?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2024
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Buddy knew alligators Dressed like wolves. Tear your damn arm off And then, like fools Tell you that they did it. And that your arm […]

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I Said My Peace

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2024
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Buddy knew they’d hit each other Til the hitting had run out. Andy knew that hitting had Pretty much lost it’s clout. It was hit […]

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The Old Bait And Switch

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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Buddy shops for second hand shoes. Walking their walk. Talking their talk. Feeling happy and their blues. Take a little quick step Buddy, don’t ya […]

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There Was No Tipperary, It Was Just A Song.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2023
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Here, in the goddamn trenches. Ya won’t find you no wenches. There ain’t no prancing, No belly dancing, We got shit to do! You must […]

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When Heaven Listens To You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 8, 2023
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Buddy didn’t know. How could the bastard know? He never thought they’d show His record. His neck hurt. Not from that physical pain, That visit-cal. […]

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Been Spotted

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2023
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Now, I know where you’ve been, I know where you’re going. The seeds that you purchased. And the ones you aren’t sewing. You’ve no way […]

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The Delta Of A Baked Good Between Two Key States

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2023
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Buddy was high as fuck. Sittin’ high in his truck. Usin’ up his good luck. Gonna come down soon. Lilly got no bloom. Something workin’ […]

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God Swill

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 27, 2023
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She spat out the hard pieces. Feces, she could eat and Ate shit all day. Eating shit was the way She chewed through the maelstrom […]

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I Sense Your Nonsense

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2022
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Buddy was confused as fuck. Saw him waves of bad and luck. Hearda guys getting offed by truck Tires and drivers and tired drivers. Right […]

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They’re ALIVE!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2022
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Count your lucky stars On your ten fingers. Cuzz that’s more lucky stars than exist. Put a little spin Bout where you bin Cause bin […]

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When You Come Back As A Lucky Dawg

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2022
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Jeepers, some folks Get a lucky rebound. They’re not a fly Or a beetle that found A little shit ball They could roll around. That […]

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Biting Satan’s Ankles

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 19, 2022
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High steppin’ in a fake heaven. Buddy is wearing white. Folks say he’s aight. But no. That mofo is a goddamn liar. Tongue like long […]

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This One Has No Name

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2022
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Death is what we call it When someone stops being here. And deaf is what we call it When someone can barely hear. But that’s […]

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Not What You Ordered

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2022
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Spaggetti in a pizza pan. French fries on the barbie. Had they gone too far he, Mused out loud and heard him, too Was others […]

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Welp, We Did It!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2022
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Pa sometimes thought He’s a fuckup. Pa was talking bout me But pops didn’t see That me set free Can do some shit. I can […]

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Belief

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2022
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Holy cow, it’s so easy When life is so breezy To see gain, avoid pain. Make off like a bandit. No wondering, stranded. Some station, […]

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You’ve Got This

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2022
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No problem, you say. And I say okay Then you go your way And I’m alone. Alone, like I should be. I guess, if it […]

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Everyday Voting

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2022
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The many me’s sat for a talk. We had to sit cause some can’t walk. Some are too damn young to talk. But they still […]

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Tons Of China In A Bull Shop

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 16, 2022
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Gums were flapping Like they might take flight. Didn’t really matter if they flapped Wrong or right. They just kept flapping Night after night. Until […]

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Yes I Stole From Thieves

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2022
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The guy said hand it over So I did and over crushed him. Slow tilted and then it rushed him. Buddy glanced eyes skyward. Exclaimed, […]

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I Said Boy Don’t Hide Your Feelings Just Hide

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2022
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Bout eleven pee em When the sireens rang Was an erie damn feelin’ Like the angels brang A hole new reality One that he Tested […]

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If You Don’t Record Your Recollections

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2022
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He did it one time. It were not no crime. To do things one time. Then draw no map. That’s where it’s at. You tell […]

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The Bullshat Path To Success

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2021
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You are afraid of the Boogeyman And the Boogeyman is you. Can’t escape your fear It’ll find you here. No matter what you do. What […]

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Sorry Hard Workers

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2021
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Fuck those dugouts. Goddamn trenches. Sleeping outside. Mother drenches You get in dry clothes! Wanna get sick?! Mother drench us in your love. Tell us […]

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I Will Use The Un Door

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2021
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Drink from my own damn fountain. Restroom just for me. I will drive by car boy You just wait and see. Get my food to […]

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You Don’t Need To Panic But It’s Helpful To Know How

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 1, 2019
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What time is it Mister Wolf? There were no clocks. No hands to point. No days so one we could anoint. Rich is better. Poor […]

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Oh, So Good At Confabulation!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2019
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Bovine skat flows from her mouth. Mincing words, whispers that shout. Not what she says but How she says it. You know, she knows She’s […]

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The Neverending Competition

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2019
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Navigate like you can’t wait To get to the finsh line. Wound up to unwind. Fed up, still, you dine. Not your way, you whine. […]

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Whom Thought It Was A Right Idea

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2018
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You work too hard. You drink too much. You don’t do this Or such and such. You are an asshole. And you don’t know it. […]

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