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You Pain Attention?

Will You Create The Future?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2025
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Buddy knew time was a line. It was a hook and sinker You better not thinker You can change shit up. Create a cup That […]

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Youston, We Gotta Problem

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2025
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Buddy knew shat had a fam hit. Lawyers, accountants takin wee bits Of truth seen from every vantage Halt! Who goes there?! Only you? No […]

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Generative Pretrained Transformers

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2025
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Ho ya, Buddy knew his daze were numbered. Computers all shooting from the hip. The computers, they don’t care what you look like. If your […]

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Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Woof?

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  • February 4, 2025
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Buddy knew what big dogs do to wheels. He could tell there were no brakes Cause they would squeal. Only speeding up toward a so […]

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The Time Is Not Right

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2025
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Buddy knew someone hated him With such a passion, he couldn’t begin to Assuage that distain Wipe away their pain. Maybe start again. No, that […]

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When You Feel De Feet

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  • December 5, 2024
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Buddy knew when To call her quits. When he runs out of Guts and wits. Never before And never again Will problems say that They […]

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If You Ain’t Usin’ Gord, Gord be Usin’ You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 29, 2024
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Buddy knew shit could miss the fan. Also can Miss him maybe. Maybe he is a small target. Who’d bark at Some guy who ain’t […]

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Ed Is Not Really Talking. He’s A Fucking Horse.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2024
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Buddy knew ducks and geese Conversed. They had shit to say. But a simple human Who can’t hear a train. Not in the pool. Okay? […]

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Stop With The Buttons, Push Limits!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2024
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Buddy had the knees of an old fucker. Who spent enough time on his knees. Now his knees ask Buddy… Please! Get up and get […]

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If Boxing Is Rigged And Religion Is Rigged And Politics Is Rigged

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  • November 20, 2024
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Buddy sometimes pissed his pants. Not alot nor all at once. But piss from good times Is not like bad. Piss kicked outa you… Wow, […]

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Yer Effect

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 7, 2024
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Buddy gave off an odor Gave off that raccoon scent. Digging garbage? Tearing barriers? Is your brain for rent? Think those thoughts were well spent?! […]

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When The South Comes North

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  • August 31, 2024
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Buddy knew shit goes South. Oh, it doesn’t go straight there. It goes a little everywhere And, everywhere it goes It seldom ever shows It’s […]

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Sigmund Fraud

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2024
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Buddy knew times were tough. Like a golfer stuck in big rough. Many were so low on luck. Some of them had had enough. Balls […]

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A Lie So Big, It Would Blind You To Look At It

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  • May 29, 2024
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Buddy knew shit was bad. Knew he’d been had and had. Religion, governments. Luck and tough luck. A Just Us System. The lawyer chewed Buddy […]

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The Pain Gain

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2024
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Buddy ate nerves for Breakfast and lunch. Had some feelings but not a bunch. About those nerves, he had a hunch Pain was sent to […]

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Take This AI And Shove It

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 4, 2024
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Buddy knew first hand, oh ya… Intelligence could be faked. He knew that shit could take The ears of a monkey Turn ’em upside down. […]

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Lou Gout!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2023
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Buddy was a high stepper. Poor prepper. Buddy had a bounce in his step. Satan hadn’t caught him yet. But the sly fox. The bully […]

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Satan Rents Narcissists

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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Buddy was up to here with eating crow. Even though He seemed to like it. Crow was a good fit. Crow went great with humble […]

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When Satan Calls Don’t Answer

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 12, 2023
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Motherfucker musta hadda info stick. So damn thick Was his accent. He bent Every damn rule bout Splainin’ like splainin’ has Somethin’ to do With […]

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You Ask God And God Asks You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2023
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Buddy was a beggar. There was no doubt. But even poor Buddy had limited clout. But limited clout in one spot Burn shit like a […]

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He Met This Man Who Was Never Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2023
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An achiever, believer. Receiver of the good life. He suffered boy, he suffered. His life was full of strife. He worked hard, worked hard. All […]

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Pissing In Satan’s Cornflakes

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2023
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Lucifer said “here, take my hand” But Buddy had two already. He wasn’t in need, and likely three, Would take a wee bit getting used […]

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First, They Take The Cashiers. Then, Customers Next.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 8, 2023
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I really don’t need you Said the colorful little note. He knew they really need him doh, So he took it as a joke. But, […]

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The Fabulous Fabricators

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2023
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He was right to lie. And a damn nice guy. You could kiss goodbye All of your troubles. Stay in your bubbles. Don’t peer over […]

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Your Resonance Frequency Will Tell On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2023
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It knows when you are sleeping. It knows when you’re awake. It knows when you’ve been bad or good. Your soul is it’s to take. […]

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Heya Your Looshness

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2023
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Radios, telephones, and rays of sunlight. Not too bright. Just so right. All clear, right? Not tonight… Ray guns and play funs. It’s being done […]

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Why I Don’t Advertise This Site

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2023
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Yes, I kicked that lady’s dog chained to the clothesline. That bitch tried hard to bite me Not the lady, but her feed your dog […]

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Buddy Finds His Cycle

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2022
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Ya, he had a plan. Buddy always planned. Planned like a wise man. Knowing plans backfire. Plans borne of liars. Lying all day to themselves. […]

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Buddy Gets Asked To Come To Town

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  • November 4, 2022
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Buddy has bad days. Some days good. Not really sure if more days could Be bad or better cause chaos reigns Reigns on every parade. […]

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Old Unvaxxed

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2022
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Buddy was an idiot, retarded, a lunatic. Couldn’t go to rest-a-rants. No line up for lottery. No food not made by yourself. Less it’s take […]

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