Dude’s Short Grass Is More Important Than Any Life Pollution You Notice

Most folks are acquainted with yard maintenance.

They are easily guilted and peer pressured into

keeping their lawns a certain height while

smartly shaping trees and shrubbery

into hard to maintain unnatural

forms and then watering the

crap out of everything so

they can do the same

gawddamn thing forever on Wednesdays and Sundays.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Lets see:

12 neighbors around me within hearing distance

ALL of them have internal combustion engine yard equipment.

IF they are lacking noise and dirt kicking up machines they hire some young guys to brang some around.

In order to get the best value out of a multi hundred dollar blowing / mowing / cutting machine it needs to be used a fuck of alot.

Fucking equitable deployment of assets.