Mister De-escalator

You have a way of screwing things up.

You are a bettor out of luck.

You wear boots filled with muck.

You are the muck that fills them…

You are the man who needs shit done.

You think you are the chosen one.

You shoot blanks from a big ass gun.

You are a joke not funny.

You seek only money.

You live in scarcity, where should he?

Grift another hundred?

See that bed?

You will have to sleep in it!