Holy shit Mart, ya ignent.
You’re rude.
You’re crude.
You’re full wazooed.
Shoulda bin tatooed.
Get a big middle finger on ya forehead.
Sayin’ back here’s nothing but brain dead.
Cause ya pay no mind to they said.
You falling in holes
Thenya climb outa those
But like a casket ya goes
Inna nother hole.
So there ya go.
They tole ya so.
But you don’t know…
Ya ignent.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
https://www.mega888cuci.com