See? But This Snake Oil Wasn’t From Snakes.

Your ancestors have shit in mind for you.

You are doing what they want you to.

You might get an idea and if they’re game, you do.

You might want to diet but maybe they want food.

Because they boo hoo’d

Through a hungry winter glued

To the inside of a god-forsaken

Snow hut!

NOW YOU SAY CUT BACK ON FOOD PRESERVES?!

They say: Uh Uh. Fuck that. Don’t try it!

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.