Slow Talking Walter Hints At Multiple Reasons To Not Skin Cats

This guy walks up to a disc jockey who is providing music for a wedding.

He expectantly and loudly asks whether the DJ has a specific

tune he would like to hear. The disc jockey customer

servicely asks “What song would you like to

hear?” Dude says “Slow Talking Walter,

that tune from Deep Purple…who

don’t know that tune? Wisdom

flashed across the DJ’s life

line as he cued the ditty.

Slow talking he knew.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Deep Purple – Smoke On the Water

We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didn’t have much time
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky, smoke on the water

They burned down the gamblin’ house,
It died with an awful sound
and Funky Claude was running in and out
Pulling kids out the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But Swiss time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky, smoke on the water

We ended up at the Grand Hotel
It was empty cold and bare
But with the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside
Making our music there
With a few red lights and a few old beds
We make a place to sweat
No matter what we get out of this
I know, I know we’ll never forget
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky ,smoke on the water

Lyrics courtesy:


Barry Williams

Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks.

The rest will be, uh, less understandable...

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    Barry Williams

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