The Tooth Fairy is a lying bitch and
Santa’s a lying sack of shit.
The Easter Bunny is a sideways fuck and
The Sandman can suck on it.
They lied, they lied and they goddamn lied!
This wasn’t on sale!
It’s regular price!
Lying isn’t just mandatory
Lying is the spice
Of life, no?
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