Why I Lie

The Tooth Fairy is a lying bitch and

Santa’s a lying sack of shit.

The Easter Bunny is a sideways fuck and

The Sandman can suck on it.

They lied, they lied and they goddamn lied!

This wasn’t on sale!

It’s regular price!

Lying isn’t just mandatory

Lying is the spice

Of life, no?


Barry Williams http://barry-williams.com/blog

Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks.

The rest will be, uh, less understandable...

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