The earth looks flat, but it’s not.
The game seems rigged, but it’s not.
The bastards smile when they’re caught
Living in the cookie jar.
They go so very far
To prove to you.
It ain’t what they do.
They will pooh pooh pooh.
Any light shone.
Where they’ve gone.
To the bathroom right in front of you.
Lookit that poo on your shoe!