Archive for June, 2013

Shit On The Fan Blades Counts As Nada. Its The Shit In The Air That Matters.

Most folks imagine themselves a certain way. They think they’re too fat or too skinny or too brash or uneducated and they might imagine others viewing them this way with almost no feedback. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

One Need Not See The Entire Shark When A Fin Will Do The Trick

Most folks self analyze. They contemplate why they said this or why they did that and once they figure that stuff out their analysis sessions cost a lot less. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Just Dude Being There Ensured Others Weren’t

Most folks try to avoid causing waves. They can’t help it though on account of everything everywhere being made up of particles that wave both hello and goodbye. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

On Being Wrong

“Why do you come here?” Dude asked. Why do I come here…? Well… I come here because there is no other place to go. No place like this, that’s for sure. I come here because I want to learn more about myself. I want to learn who I am. This place shows me a part […]

If It Was Just U

Most folks have body odor. They also have bad breath but if someone don’t tell them then how dey gonna know? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Front Left Pocket Is City U, Front Right Is Provincial U & Back Right Is The Federal U

Many folks know about transfer payments. They understand that their country is helping people everywhere but they have little idea of where that help is exactly coming from. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Fuck me, don’t people understand that when the Federal Government pitches in, its really them who is pitching in?!

It Didn’t Seen Weird At The Time As There Was HorseShit Everywhere

Many folks know to act Roman when in Rome. They can’t quite figure out though why the Romans never twigged on. Thank yoou, friend. Barry out.

When Surrounded By Fake Humans Be As Real As Absolutely Possible

Most folks wouldn’t side with the Hatfields or McCoys. They may not know the tragic details of their longstanding and violent feud but what they do know is there’s more to the story than a double family set-to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Never Stop Saying “Ugh, I SUCK!”

Most folks want things to improve. They unfortunately wouldn’t consider making them worse to get there. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Chain Of Command Takes No Brakes

Most folks have a boss. They might be ruled only by the expectations of others but that rat there can be yer toughest boss of all. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There’s A Puppet Audience, A Puppet, A Puppeteer, Strings On The Puppeteer…

Most folks know about magicians. They usually don’t understand though that if mister magic is revealing how he pulled off one trick dude’s setting up another. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

How Politically Correct Guessing Stupids Up Yer Thinking Patterns

Most folks know about asterisks. They understand that when they notice one or more in a word its a cue to don the thinking cap which most morally uncorrupted people do not possess in order to decipher encryption designed for the wisest keeners only. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

In Follow-The-Leader One Only Hopes That Their Leader Don’t Go Over The Edge

Most folks hope the boss knows what’s what. They assume El Capitano must be aware because if he ain’t there’s gonna be some hurting followers with plenty of pain to share. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Then The Graduates Were Sold So Much Shit That Everyone’s Eyes Turned Brown

Most folks know about school principals. They usually achieved good grades in school, excelled in university and then immediately began teaching and this somehow qualifies them to impart valid worldly wisdom. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A Party Line Needs Lotsa Carriers, More If Its Really Heavy

Most folks try to stand up for themselves. They find it difficult though to the degree that others stand against them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Human Rights Start Heading Out The Door They Often Need A Bigger Door

Most folks appreciate privacy. They understand that true individualism requires a gap. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Fame Seeks More, Power Wants More And Wealth Needs All It Can Get

Most folks know about momentum. They understand that every direction taken desires continuation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Yer Dead Yer Dead So Don’t Act Dead Sooner

Many folks can imagine heaven. They fantasize about it so clearly that it makes their current address seem more hellish. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Just Because A Blind Man Would Be Happy To See It Still Don’t Cut No Slack

Most folks have great excuses. They fool themselves into reasoning which allows constant tripping up from the person whom they should count on most. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Intent Once Unleashed Takes On A Life Of Its Own

Most folks have done things that puzzled them. They step back in the future and wonder just what the hell they were thinking when in actual fact they are not entirely to blame on account of having cracked a cosmic egg which will not and cannot be broken in vain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Gotta Bite The Snake Before The Snake Bites You

Many folks face big problems. They often waste valuable time worrying when it would be better spent getting their arse in gear. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Regardless, Press On: Allows For God-Like Power But Only If You Don’t Give Up

Many folks know what throwing in the towel means. They are in the minority however, on account of boxing matches seldom being stopped by the fighter’s trainer, even at the risk of death. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If The Root Remains Yer Weed Pullin’ Time Is Wasted

Most folks have tried to fix something. They usually fail at their task though if they repair the not broken part. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Once We Know What Starves Cancer In People We’ll Use It To Save The World

Most folks are comprised of organs. They are comprised of cells which are comprised of other stuff and so on. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A Why That Is Medium Hammers All Big ‘Ol Hows

Most folks stay put. They could walk with their eyes closed and not trip up. Thank you, friend. Bsrry out.

Dudes Paranoia Was Through The Roof & Damn It Looked Like Reign

Most folks have fears. They just don’t realize how feeding makes the beggars so huge! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Individualism Was A Thing Of The Past. Now You Had To Be Somebody

Most folks feel like themselves. They don’t get treated like that though on account ‘o being a citizen, an employee and whatever their priest calls ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Then The Whistleblowers Got Jabbed In The Eye With The Very Same Whistles They Blew

Many folks see something wrong. They often fret about whether they should say something to someone about that wrongdoing but no, they must not. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Obama says loose leeps sink chips an we don’t have enough for the shoulders we got so stop, Stop, STOP!

Dude Became A Damn Fine Citizen And A Very Mediocre Human

Most folks can’t stand being alone. They would far sooner be pissed off stuck in traffic than face the big bad world on their lonesome. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Stuff Can Be Heard With An Ear On The Track But You Musn’t Lay Yer Head Dare

Many folks know how to tell the future. They simply stop, look and listen and avoid marching rat behind the horses. Thank you, friend. Barry out.