Archive for January, 2014

Perfect Meant Good. Good Meant Bad And Bad Meant Shit Storm Ahead.

Most folks speak in signs. They make a noise and look a certain way & this is their sign to start yer intuition. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

“No,” Said Dude. “I Think I’ll Wait.” They’d Have To Bring The Search To Him.

Most folks are okay with high security. They suffer all sorts of indignities on accounta Casper the unfriendly ghosts whom have yet to appear and whom may never appear because smart ghosts now take d’ intanet. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Before Machines Buffered Humans

Most folks know about eye contact. They think about contact lenses  for eyes, eye scanners for eyes and maybe even consider the contact between black wholes that are far from black. Thank you, friend. Barry out

Need To Be Someone? BE THAT PERSON. Just Remember It’s Only You Being.

Most folks are acting responsible. They have usually obliged their culture for so long that they don’t realize they are simply acting and unless they attempt an irresponsible act,  none will understand what great actors they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Wake Up Sleepy Air Train Driver!

Many folks have flown in aircraft. They assume that the pilots know how to safely fly and land the aircraft while not giving any thought as to whether underpaid autopilot assistants get bored. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Whoever Couldn’t Drink Rode Shotgun Until The ShotGunner Needed A Drink

Most folks know about violence. They understand it occurs at certain times in certain places with certain people and if a person happens to find themselves in any of these situations they are likely to require backup. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Dude Reveals Hammered… Er, No. Automatic Writing.

Most folks are fooling themselves big time. They really are not connected to their parents, significant other or job any more than they imagine themselves to be and as soon as they realize they’re treading the edge they can step lively or jump. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

All Hail To Um, Nature! To Whom We All Are From!

Most folks have a name. They hearken to that sound no matter where or who they are with. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Make An Agreement With Your Body ASAP Or The Beggar May Des(s)ert You!

Most folks have heard about human organ attacks. They likely don’t think much about how or why a part of someone’s body would want to attack its carcass driver by stopping its heart or collapsing a lung and even tragic events such as the aforementioned do not get their mind to describe its intention to the […]

If You Can’t Be Happy, Make Other People Happy And Their Shit WILL Get In You.

Most folks know about infection. They sadly understand less about how attitudes and opinions can also be catchy to the point where almost everyone in a town, country or religion feels about the same. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Memes Kick Genes Ass Nearly Every Time When Those Beggars Start Twisting Wrists

Most folks have the ability to think. They often leave this to others though, on account of being slowly mentally crippled by traffic signals, parking spots & billboards but this also illuminates that a ship worth steering exists and it can  change direction if they assume command. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Bet Heavy He Could Invoke The Awesome God Of Luck

Many folks purchase scratch and lose lottery tickets. They likely don’t refer to them as Lose tickets even though that is what the majority of them do for their investors and they might not even have to go through the effort of scratching their ticket to find out they have lost, giving their owners more time […]

Must A Citizen’s Spirit Be Broken?

Many folks join military forces. They join to change the world for good but the first thing that winds up being changed for good is them and from that point forward, their sanity is a almost ghost in a relatively insane world. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Who Thinks It Ain’t About Money? Hands Up Outa Yer Pockets, You!

Most folks want to pay society’s way. They are interested in doing their part and pulling their weight but if society asks too much from these bearers, they stop leaning into it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yes, Normal People Go Crazy Much More Often Than You’d Think.

Most folks have limits. They don’t often realize what their limits are though on account of   staying calm, cool & collected for such a long time that they sure as heck don’t want to act out of character. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Thar’s A Pile ‘O Parallel Universes Inside A Facial Tissue Box

Most folks blow their nose. They empty the old schnozz only when and where necessary on account of it ain’t  polite to whip out an old hanky & trumpet jungle juice just anytime. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was Certain He Had Been A Child. Certain. Certain. Certain.

Most folks remember the past. They sometimes put so much energy into negative recall though, that they lack the foresight needed to avoid pitfalls while fulfilling their need for more bad memories. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Bite Yer Tongue Early And Often & Your Block Will Not Knock Off, Knock It Off.

Many folks are wise. They don’t spout off when they shouldn’t or criticize when they should empathize and somehow those same people wind up much appreciated. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

“We’ll See Who The Chicken Is!” Said The Turkey To The Dove.

Many folks have their head in the sand. They prefer the view from there on account of it never changes and can be analyzed to its tiniest constituent which always stays the same. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If Broken Promises Had Mass

Many folks tell fibs. They stretch the truth  about what they did or are going to do and they usually are the last to hear their camel’s back breaking. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The End Was Not Near But Its Shadow Drifted Past

Many folks know about numbers. They understand that the universe known to mankind is based on them & when those beggars stop adding up everything stops adding up. Thank you, friend. Barry out. As soon as everyone is getting paid to do nuttin’ we’ll get her figured out.

When Everything Was Built On Hypocrisy There Was Lotsa Cake To Go Around

Most folks do as they are told. They don’t want to rock the boat or be tossed overboard so they don floaty clothing & go along for the ride. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Mr. Sandman – The Chordettes

And Over Here Was A Waste Of Flat. A Surface Without A Stack.

Many folks are good at packing. They pack shit home and pack it in the corner until every corner and them is packed out. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

Pissing In The Bathwater And Fukushima

Most folks consume food and expel waste products. They try as much as possible to avoid crapping & urinating in the same container employed for cooking though because poop ‘n pee make for ghastly gravy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Why People Don’t Change: BECAUSE

Most folks know squat about homeostasis. They display an alarming lack of understanding about this powerful force which keeps waking them up as themselves every day and due to their ignorance of this gyroscopic guidance they feel like they can insert their two cents of change whenever they want. Thank you, friend. Barry out. The […]

You Say Whatever You Need To Say And Dude’ll Hear What He Needs To Hear

Many folks know how to interpret. They sometimes listen to what people say while focusing on what they do and before anyone can say apples and oranges they’ve made a nice fruit salad. Thank you, friend. Barry out.   Neil Young – After The Gold Rush

Porcupines Never Sleep

  Dude saw the steps. The steps. The Steps. He saw the cracks. The cracks. The Cracks. Between the steps. The steps. The Steps. They were all around! Around. Around. The cracks joined up. Joined up. Joined up.  The steps stayed split. Stayed split. Stayed split. Steps have their place. Their place. Their place. See, […]

The Job To Be The Space Between Well Made Gears Came Down To Skinny McVee

Most folks know about gaskets. They understand that something has to take up the slack in life on account of nothing being as perfect as it needs to be. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Drunk You See Them. Now You Don’t. Doesn’t Mean That They’re Not There.

Most folks know about peek-a-boo. They understand that something out of sight can be just outside. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Seven Billion Languages Are A Lot To Learn

Most folks speak in their mother tongue. They don’t speak exactly like their mothers spoke though on account of mothers have a unique way of saying everything. Thank you, friend. Barry out.