Archive for May, 2020

The Thick Blue Blanket

The police officer is your friend not. The police officer he won’t lie not. The police are honest people not. The police don’t cover shit up not. The police investigate their own not. The police are to be trusted not. They’re good guys not. Too many been caught. Covering up their rot. The police have […]

Stay Fucked Off, One Of One.

Well we said this and we said that. Circumstances change Bud, that’s a fact. You go ahead, there ain’t no back. You’ll get it right in a minute. Feels like hell once you’re in it. But you can get out. No needa shout. Or flail about It’s just a wet sack Punch through it.

That’s One Small Check For Man, One Giant Bill For Mankind.

Free! Stuff was free! They were giving it all away! There was just no friggin way One could lose. Less you choose Not to partake of The partay Because it’s their way Or the highway Doing spoonwork For some fat jerk… And lovin’ that Brown Nose Shitaay!

Monsieur Malleable

Oh you don’t realize who you are! Who you are! Who you are! You are you but not too far. You could be another star. You could change and change so far. You could hate your neighbor. You could demand favor. You could be a savior. Or you could kill And likely will. When they […]

Proscription Of Health

WHO wants you dead. They put a price on your head. Just like Cicero said. They take your hands Then take your head. Don’t slit your own throat. Buddy ain’t no goat. Andy don’t know it But slitting ain’t befitting Any profit you be gitting Goes right to the next guy Maybe kiss goodbye Those […]

The End Of Touching Flagsticks

You hit the ball then I hit the ball then Billy Bob Smith winds up his driver Straight down the fairway and Stuck in your airway a Yay! For today You remember that round in September When life was so tender We touched and embraced and revealed Our humanity but Dammit he Thought now that’s […]

For Your Own Good You Shall Be Shunned

Stay away from the old folks. What? You want them dead?! Stay away from the children too. Stay in the bubble in your head. Keep your distance. Humans are bad. No hug yo’ mama. Not your dad. Everyone’s a stranger. Everyone’s disease. You hug yourself now. Touch don’t please The soul like it once did. […]

Evil Grows

Oh you should see the devil’s smile! Lucifer grins like sin. Grind your will to a yassuh pulp. Loser you shall win. End like you begin. Come on, come right in! You are a good mate. Shall not debate. Whom gets berate. When you come late To a party that starts with cleanup.

How To Defeat Evil

There might be only a thousand to one. We’re taking the triple six back. A kid dies and you send everyone. They’re born and you give ’em a slap. You’ve hunted this forrest too many eons. It’s time we covered your tracks. We’re taking the sixes which Pretty much nixes your chance of Regaining that […]

The Fear Of A Good Force

God says jump! You ask how high? How high? God says jump up to the sky. You don’t ask why. This ain’t no try. You’re the guy. Fly guy fly! And when you’re coming down you ask… Was this the task… The time just past, Had it past at last? Or was this all a […]

They Did That Wave Thing

The score don’t matter when You’re hanging with the crowd. Sitting on yer ass when there’s a wave It ain’t allowed. You yell like the others ’til Your voice is nearly gone. Wearin’ copy uniforms and it will never dawn Upon you That you Are not enjoying. What they’re employing see So annoyingly You are […]

Three Shots For A Triple Glazed

The trick or treaters come out at night. To many trickers it don’t feel right. Shoppin’ when and where there’s not a cop in Sight. But what ya gonna do when baby Cries at night? That ain’t right! So to night Like any other. Every good mother. Watchin’ to see lights on and If anyone’s […]

Lying For Good Causes

You better watch out. Better not pout. Santa Claus is coming to town. He foils every Santa alarm. Shushes every bark. Drinks a million cups of milk. This all for his work. Easter Bunny. Kinda funny. Hiding eggs of chicken. And hanging quite the lickin’. On chock-late likeness of itself. It can’t help… It’s ordered […]

You. Your Worst Enemy.

No one else can shit your pants. No they can’t. Try, but shan’t. No one else can make you cry. Do or die. Wonder why. Why the beggars even try. No one else can make you brave. Brave to save. You and loved ones from the grave. No one else cares more than you. You […]

Relationship Serial Murdering

A friend is not a person, it’s a thing. That person may well outlive your friendship. The thing that existed even if one of you wished it didn’t, like some illegitimate child. Relationships grow and falter and die. Relationships steal and give and make you cry. Every person begins their relationships crying, most out loud, […]

When HorseShit Was Normal

You watched your step. This way and that. Get smoked by a carriage. Step in some crap. No goddamn helmets No glasses. No gloves. No goddamn crosswalks. No steel toes. No huddles. You watched your own way And one other back. Knew them without wits Had boots shined with crap.

Big And Little Kings

A man with a gun and a bullet proof vest. Ain’t no effing hero. Could be mothershootin’ zero. Nope. He ain’t no hero. A guy with a hose and an oxygen tank. Ain’t a goddamn hero. Without coin he ain’t even here no. A gang member ain’t no hero. A woman with a mask and […]