Archive for the 'Dey Funny' Category

You Say You’re Sorry Like Sorrys Add Up

  How you manage such cynicism in your voice! Ya, you sound noice when We’ve got no choice We got to listen to your apology. But like, holy gee You cannot see That big pile ‘o bovine scat? Barry

Stand In This Line If You Want Shit To Fall On You

You are better than me, man. Pitty me, I just can’t Grasp reality. Not like you. You’ll just do What I can’t seem to… Barry

A Rising Tide Sinks Many Ships

  The barnacles, Bill. The barnacles will Carve us a hole. A hole that will Hit us in our gullets and Our gullets will bend us and Our unbendables. Our unbendables, Bill! Barry  

When Your Bank And Mail And Your Phone Go Missing

  Someone ain’t eating out tonight. Or driving, right? Peed off? Quite! Their damn doors are app-ed up tight. Cards ona phone now outa sight. Kinda feeling stunned and not that bright. See, they’re no longer a person. Barry  

Hah Hah! THEY Own The TV But YOU Choose The Channel!

  You watch whatever damn show you want. A mystery, a thriller, a drama. Is this show a winner or does it bomb? The script, is it short or is it long? Can each scene start with music and a song? Should this part be serious or maybe fun? C’mon, touch that dial and let […]

It Ain’t Waterboarding If It’s Doctor Pepper

I’m strong but I can’t do shit. Can you help me out a bit? See, I got some sassy soda. The kind they downan hold ya Tilya tells a littoh story. Better not be boring. Cause this sleep without snoring. Maybe without morning. Barry      

Little Man And His Mouth Full Of Gas

  So I didn’t answer you at the drop of a hat and Now you’re down, but not for that and You’ll reply with some bovine scat. Or you might just let me hang… Envy scraping your insides clean Scraping that makes you mighty mean. Might be the meanest I ever seen. If I choose […]