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Water thirsty guzzle, guzzle. Thirsty thereby quenched. Beer thirsty guzzle, guzzle. Thirst drenched but never quenched. Fighting ’til yer stenched. In yer own sweat and Yer own piss But that ain’t nuthin’, No, nuthin’… this… Whiskey thirsty, guzzle, guzzle. Leapin’ beads of shotgun muzzle. Guzzle burns the house a-fuzzle. Torches towns, sets fields ablaze. Whiskey […]

As Soon As You Cross The Rubicon, Things Don’t Look The Same.

Where you’re going Ain’t where you bin. You was out. Now you in. Trouble, my friend. You found lots! Now it gots Your short hairs. All behind. You will find There’s no need To plant that seed. It’s already sprouted Inside you.

Bating Satan

You got a rope around your neck. Around your neck. Around your neck. You don’t even give a heck. Not one speck. What the feck. Unborn daughter calls to you. You pull through. Like she do. You now wonder if it’s true. We can do. But not do.

The Notches Of Love

Everytime her pie hole flapped He would carve another notch. And every notch was piled up The last one was a gotcha! It split their bark. Turned their love light dark It left a mark… The marks joined up til They formed some words They were tough to make out Then the main marker heard […]

If You Must Eat Shit, Make It Tough.

You’ve got a damn good reason to complain But you don’t. You could whine and bitch about your pain But you won’t. Because that pain builds muscle. Which is needed for any hustle Through the hurtin’ shat storm called life. Life ain’t always plight but If you ain’t got it right It spanks both day […]

There Is Ex Amount Of People And Less Amount Of Confidence

You are. Pissed off. Rejected. Dejected. Reflecting. Deflecting. Absconding. Belonging. Get ahead now. Or dead how? It’s all the same. A bloody game. Wild then tame. Yourself to blame Even if you don’t acknowledge it.

Jesus, The World You Made For Me Is So Fucked Up.

Lawd… I pray… Please Lawdy hep me! I beg of you, get me through, Just this day and night! Please help me fight! Throw more wet on this bag! Could you push, pull or drag Another puncher. Hep me puncture This yuge paper bag? Lawdy…? I need a savior! I am your slave here and […]

Set Yer Automaton To Eighty Percent

You shake when you see them cops boy. Cramp when a muscle says cramp. Sweat like it’s raining if somebody Mention work. Stop lifting shit cause you can’t. Grunt when you need to, With a pie hole shut. Make a clasp of hands So you don’t tut tut. Leave all robots running Just tune ’em […]

Could It Be That Yer A Stupid Cunt?

You stay there in the ditch. Lest reveal that you a bitch. You smart when no one smarter. You steal from the larder. While we all sleep You bastard creep Into our hearts and minds. We love you lots But that’s what boughts This fighting from the get-go. And now that you say let go […]

Game Fucking ON You Idiots

On second thought Ima do my own thang. Just like before you scooped it. You just went all damn stupid. And I don’t think you know what you’ve done… You smacked a hornet’s nest. Now it’ll take your best Efforts to not get stung. You don’t know what you’ve begun. Herds ‘o purple cows in […]

The Change, She Is Not Coming.

In a town where everyone limps No one thinks they’re limping. No one calls out Gimpy! Everyone has a cane. Everyone limps the same. Waddling is respected. Stumbling is expected. Stairs? Nobody wants ’em. Stares? Nobody gets ’em. Everybody’s shoes wear out the same. Draggin’ at foot lak dey was lame. Man ‘o man, please […]

Personal Message To My Reader

I know who you are. Who you are. Who you are. I know you know I know Who you are. Who you are. But that don’t get us both Very far. Very far. I know you can’t reveal. Cause you wan make me squeal. Like airyday christmas. It’s open present time.  

Gone! Curiosity Gone!

Certainty is what we need! Got no time to grow from seed! You don’t follow, you will bleed! You wanna drive an old car? Name on a seat in an old bar? You taken freedom too far! Buddy, look at your clothes. You ain’t one of those Fortunates whom knows If fashion’s cool, you frozen. […]

Mind The Yap Gap

People say and people do. More people say than do. To those folks, don’t be true. Don’t give them all of you. Don’t let them lead you through The smallest part of you And do not settle, do. Not.

I Spared Your Life Today Bitch

I could have strangled you. Kicked you black and blue. So fucking smug, you. Piss me off. You goddamn selfish bitch. I scratch your every itch. I helped you this tall which Gave you strength today To say fuck me. I think you’ll quickly see If you say fuck me It will, and you will […]

My God Goof, Use That Shame!

Ain’t wantin’ no shit from No one’s mouth ‘cept Inside my own head. You hear whut I said?! Voices?! Slewfoot, you bastard! I thought you wuz out there! But your underwear and Mine are the same size! Same eyes! Realized that You are IN me! Now I see I gotta fight you from my heart! […]

The Good Gland

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Cause mine don’t work Like buddy the jerk Who called me a troll And that name’s toll Sent me on a roll That pushed my soul Aside. So me and buddy collide. I tell him open your ass wide I […]

They Got You By The Points!

She traded phones. Married a data hog. Not paying forty for three gigs Cause the fucking nig nog Can’t see that Wi-Fi hasn’t con Ected his phone. And now he’s slurping up Data that dadda don’t own. And he’s not alone! People have no home! But dey got dat phone… Dat dey own. Dats dey […]

Life: Easy To Learn. Difficult To Master.

GO! if you must and You must! Get up and get at’em. Come at and combat ’em! They’ll stop if you stop ’em. But you have to stop stopping. (But don’t stop on ’em) Keep hitting this and Keep hitting that and Won day you’ll meet Your master. Tip. Your. Hat.

This Thing Called Nice

You care. And share and wonder Where the rest of them Gain compassion. They seem inhuman and Only you man can turn their Hearts from stone. Slowly grind ’em and while they’re Blinded by your kindness They will follow. Love ain’t hollow. It’s summer fallow. Good ground to plant tomorrow!

Reeko Shay

Ya, you got one shot and You took it! You’re scared now and You look it! The womb was free and You shook it! You’re shooting now So lookit! Aim again and Bull-it! Will it! Hit it or reeko shay!    

The Future Must Be Held Fast

I’m older. Weaker. Slower. Smarter. Too agreeable. Too foreseeable. Too many times I’ve been there. Too far to reach. Too far to go. Too many words and Too much show. Too many people that Just don’t know. They’re sewing, sewing, sewing.  

See, God Is A Devil And The Devil Can Be Fun.

Pretend you’re not alone. Pretend that someone loves you. Pretend your life means something. Pretend you’re not pretending.

You Got Yer A.I. Travis

He looked real hard Into mirror so deep. Looked past the shyster anda Pervert creep. Looked at vibrations that were so Damn deep. Titanic isa bathtub shallow.

Big Man. Small World.

Holy shit there’s nothing out here! No one! Nada! Noot! We will rail a road into this place. We’ll make passengers and loot! Shit has hit the fan now. It’s the god of luck or fry. We’ll run the rapids with a mighty YA! Navigate the drowners or die. Made it now you lucky bastard! […]

Mister Brown’s Shadow

There’s a dent in the earth Wherever we walk and the Silence only breaks when Somebody talks and our mother Might warn us that slippery rocks But it don’t rock forever and Damn those rocks make for hard building. Barry

See The Inside Edge Of Your Eyes

Step back from your head. Just one step back. See that edge and Then look back. See, there’s a back to look to. You’re snug, inside. Enjoy the ride. Try not to collide With your outside. Barry  

Problems Have Two Sides

Before shits happens It looks like this. Once the rhubarb’s hit It looks like that. This can’t be seen from that. That only comes after this comes. Fact. And if ya don’t look back It just happens. Barry  

Hurtful Diligence

Send me the sign of mosquito. Let the beggar want my blood. Try and steal it from me not once but thrice. Intersection intersects with a thud. Barry  

The Purpose Of Life

If you ask what is the purpose of life You’re already on it. Barry