You ain’t smart enough.
Or tough enough.
To take the guff
When they call your bluff
Someone wants to see the boss.
That takes some brains.
‘Cause when it rains
It pours in life’s shit storm.
You sink or swim
At other’s whim
When things look grim
Who will give you that fair warning?
You can’t do it.
You don’t need that loss.
Just stay quiet and heed
The boss.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
