Okay Barry, calm down.
You did it. You’re doing it…
4,000 original stories…?! All lied out by your lips
and translated by your fleeting fingertips?!
Oh, you’re good mister. You are good. Sooo good…
Now accept this trophy and back on yer high horse,
we got a thousand more to do!
The best thousand!
The thousand you bin writing t’ward.
Thank you, friend.